What are your plans for Valentine's Day?

[retromike22]

Like 95% of you, I find myself hopelessly single again on Valentine's Day.

I suppose I can have a day of gluttony with bacon accompanying every meal...

[retromike22]

So I decided to give out some political valentines to a few of you!

To MormDem:



To Clarko95:



To Grumps:



To tmthforu94:



To Türkisblau:


Lastly,

to LeBron FitzGerald:

[retromike22]

Oh good Lord, the savior of the prudes comes in a week late and saves the day.  

LOL. If you knew anything about our friend Gustaf, you would not be calling him that.

Oh, we know, Matthew.  Gustaf is a major pussy hound, just don't YOU be one.  

This would sound a hell of a lot different if it came from Retromike.

Grumps believes that his own rules don't apply to him:

You guys were totally fine when Grumps was smooth talking TexasGurl, but whenever me, Libertas and Mike do it, it automatically becomes some heinous sin.

Example:

I'm keeping this strictly to those whose posts I like to read, because I think some of the others not on this list are admirable people.  In no particular order:

TexasGurl's boobs fixed it for ya.

She knows me too well.  

And nobody said a single thing...

The point is:

TexasGurl reediting Grumps' post to say TexasGurl's boobs, and Grumps responding with  "She knows me too well.  " is more explicit on both of their parts than anything Adam or I have ever said.