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[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Why are banned posters not on the Members list?

The ModCave enjoys subscribing to a revisionist history and pretending that certain controversial events of the past never happened. The posts may remain, and we may be able to look at their profile to see the number, but by all accounts, they never actually happened.

In all seriousness, because they aren't members?

[Mr. Morden]

On "Most Time Online", Mr. Morden is currently at #3 but has been destroying both Al and BRTD on time spent online recently. When will he reach #1?

Well, if activity from the past month or two were to continue indefinitely, then it's conceivable that I could catch up to both of them within ~2.5-3 years or so.

[Mr. Morden]

Not sure if Kal has decided to go on hiatus or what.  He hasn't logged in for 10 days.  Before leaving, he deregistered from Atlasia and changed his username to "--".  So what's up?  He was posting a lot just before he left.

He (or someone else) also seems to have deleted some of his old posts, bringing him back down to 40,018.  Maybe he *won't* ever catch up to Eraserhead after all.

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Not sure if Kal has decided to go on hiatus or what.  He hasn't logged in for 10 days.  Before leaving, he deregistered from Atlasia and changed his username to "--".  So what's up?  He was posting a lot just before he left.

He (or someone else) also seems to have deleted some of his old posts, bringing him back down to 40,018.  Maybe he *won't* ever catch up to Eraserhead after all.

Wow. Has anyone checked in on him?

[tmthforu94]

On "Most Time Online", Mr. Morden is currently at #3 but has been destroying both Al and BRTD on time spent online recently. When will he reach #1?

Well, if activity from the past month or two were to continue indefinitely, then it's conceivable that I could catch up to both of them within ~2.5-3 years or so.

How are you able to see the rankings for most time online? Curious to see where I stack up.

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On "Most Time Online", Mr. Morden is currently at #3 but has been destroying both Al and BRTD on time spent online recently. When will he reach #1?

Well, if activity from the past month or two were to continue indefinitely, then it's conceivable that I could catch up to both of them within ~2.5-3 years or so.

How are you able to see the rankings for most time online? Curious to see where I stack up.

You can see the top 10 on the stats page, but that's it, I think.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Kal has left the forum for personal reasons, yes. He says he's not sure if he'll ever come back.

[Mr. Morden]

That's disappointing.

Now we may never learn how Tender Branson falls from power in his "Rise and Fall of Tender Branson" story.

[Joe Republic]

That's disappointing.

Now we may never learn how Tender Branson falls from power in his "Rise and Fall of Tender Branson" story.

I assume Tender took the 3 hour flight to Warsaw to break the fourth wall.  Kal may be permitted to finish the story in a heavily revised version, if Tender's basement even has an internet connection, that is.

[Mr. Morden]

My post rate will probably slow down significantly after classes begin, though. I think I'll eventually get into the top 10, but it might take a bit longer.

In the month since you wrote that, you've made ~600 posts on the forum, which I think has got to be more than anyone currently in the top 10.  Have classes started yet? 

[Torie]

Kal has left the forum for personal reasons, yes. He says he's not sure if he'll ever come back.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Morden: Just began Week 3. This is becoming concerning...

[DavidB.]

In the month since you wrote that, you've made ~600 posts on the forum, which I think has got to be more than anyone currently in the top 10.  Have classes started yet? 

I wanted to say "lmao" until I found out I made 648 posts myself last month... :')

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Kal has left the forum for personal reasons, yes. He says he's not sure if he'll ever come back.

[Mr. Morden]

Well in 7ish months I will move in with my woman and get a big boy job, so inshallah I will never post here again.

You wrote this eight months ago, my friend.  I note that you are still here. 

[Antonio the Sixth]

Atlas really is like Hotel California, isn't it?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Atlas really is like Hotel California, isn't it?

They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast...

that is their attachment to this place.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

In the month since you wrote that, you've made ~600 posts on the forum, which I think has got to be more than anyone currently in the top 10.  Have classes started yet? 

I wanted to say "lmao" until I found out I made 648 posts myself last month... :')

I've made 23 posts. Do I win?

[Mr. Morden]

That's disappointing.

Now we may never learn how Tender Branson falls from power in his "Rise and Fall of Tender Branson" story.

I assume Tender took the 3 hour flight to Warsaw to break the fourth wall.  Kal may be permitted to finish the story in a heavily revised version, if Tender's basement even has an internet connection, that is.

I thought you were being too hard on Tender, but given that his suggested campaign strategy for Jim Gilmore involves hiring a hitman to take out the other candidates, perhaps Tender's heart is indeed as dark as we've long suspected.

[Mr. Morden]

1) BRTD 75,272
2) Al 59,454
3) Lewis 58,766
4) Keystone Phil 52,868
5) opebo 47,527
6) Eraserhead 40,438
7) Kalwejt 40,015
8 ) Xahar 39,155
9) Lief 37,849
10) Tender Branson 37,732

Tender’s now 117 posts away from passing Lief.  Given his posting rate from October, he should be able to make up that gap pretty quickly.  But he’s slowed down a lot in this first week of November, so maybe it’ll actually be a while.  Xahar’s also fallen into inactivity, so Lief and/or Tender will presumably pass him eventually, but maybe not for another year or so.

Outside the top 10, I hit the 25,000 mark, and Antonio’s gone on hiatus, which means that he probably won’t be reaching the top 10 any time soon.  In fact, it may be Jfern who reaches the top 10 before Antonio, though again, that’s probably something like a year away.

[Gustaf]

Wait, why did Kal leave?

[Mr. Morden]

1) BRTD 75,354
2) Al 59,482
3) Lewis 58,763
4) Keystone Phil 52,868
5) opebo 47,527
6) Eraserhead 40,466
7) Kalwejt 40,015
8 ) Xahar 39,152
9) Lief 37,913
10) Tender Branson 37,819

Tender’s finally starting to cut into Lief’s lead for 9th place again, so at present rate, Tender might be able to catch up to Lief for Christmas, just in time for Krampus.  Also, Xahar has been gone for over a month now.  If neither Kal nor Xahar ever return, then of course both Lief and Tender will overtake them eventually.  Though that’s many months away.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Tender’s finally starting to cut into Lief’s lead for 9th place again, so at present rate, Tender might be able to catch up to Lief for Christmas, just in time for Krampus. 

How many times does he have to tell us! Krampus is not for Christmas! It's for before Christmas! You're destroying the Austrian traditions!!! Even more than the refugees!

[Lief 🗽]

Well in 7ish months I will move in with my woman and get a big boy job, so inshallah I will never post here again.

You wrote this eight months ago, my friend.  I note that you are still here. 

That was before TRUMP inspired me to continue posting to spread his good word and Make America Great Again, Maybe Greater Than It's Ever Been Before.

[Mr. Morden]

If Xahar never comes back, then I see Tender, Lief, and eventually Jfern catching up to him within the next 9 months.  (Jfern's now at 35,463, and making more than 400 posts a month.)  Thus Jfern ultimately pushes Xahar out of the top 10.  Though if Antonio returns next month as promised, and makes >500 posts a month as he'd been doing before he left, then maybe he ends up as the one to catch Xahar before Jfern can.