Which of these jobs would be best for Bushie?
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Bodyguard		  
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Sumo Wrestler		  
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Chef		  
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Bouncer		  
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Comedy Actor		  
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Lumberjack		  
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Professional NFL superfan		  
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Mob Boss		  
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Mall Santa (or actual Santa)		  
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« on: February 16, 2015, 10:23:07 PM »
Based on the fact that Bushie is fat, looking for jobs, and a list on a website. There were 11, but the others were exclusively female.

Option 7 would be the easy one for him. I could see him as Santa or a comedy actor, but he wouldn't be much of a bodyguard.

Mob Boss Bushie...yeah. That speaks for itself.
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2015, 10:28:23 PM »
Is "professional NFL superfan" actually a paying job?
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2015, 10:28:39 PM »
Why have we never thought of Mall Santa?! That would be perfect for Bushie!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2015, 10:56:58 PM »
I'd love to see Update hit the big time.  A lot of Bushie's various conundrums and -isms crack me up.
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2015, 11:07:36 PM »
« Edited: February 16, 2015, 11:11:27 PM by SMilo »
I could see Bushie running the Tulsa mob.

"Leave the gun. And the vegetables. I won't be eating those anyway"
"That's a nice...errr... alternative lifestyle you've got there. It'd be a real shame if Jesus were to find out about it."
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2015, 11:26:01 PM »
Quote from: Lief on February 16, 2015, 10:28:39 PM
Why have we never thought of Mall Santa?! That would be perfect for Bushie!!

...until the lovin' on kids and pedostache scared half the parents away
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2015, 11:34:02 PM »
No, no, it's Santa's job to love to love on kids! And the fake white beard would cover up the pedostache. And, unlike with most jobs, his girth would be a plus factor in the hiring process.
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2015, 12:00:22 AM »
Santa so he can love on the kids.
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2015, 12:05:13 AM »
What if he replaced Jon Stewart?
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2015, 07:44:51 AM »
Quote from: SMilo on February 16, 2015, 11:07:36 PM
I could see Bushie running the Tulsa mob.

"Leave the gun. And the vegetables. I won't be eating those anyway"

This one cracked me up.


An incredible success. That's what it would be.
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2015, 08:48:34 PM »
Initially I was surprised, but now I remember why nobody wants Bushie to be a bouncer or bodyguard.
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2015, 12:23:33 AM »
Quote from: I'm too young to have 50 year old parents! on February 17, 2015, 08:48:34 PM
Initially I was surprised, but now I remember why nobody wants Bushie to be a bouncer or bodyguard.

Oh dear....
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