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Question: Do You Find This Shirt Offensive?
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« on: April 24, 2005, 05:11:42 PM »
One of my favorite shirts is my green "M.R.DUCKS" shirt.  On the back it says:

"M.R. DUCKS
M.R.NOT
O.S.A.R.
C.M.WANGS
L.I.B.
M.R. DUCKS"

I, of course, find it hilarous.  I just thought I'd see if anyone thought it was offensive for any reason.

P.S. If you don't get it, try saying it in a thick Southern accent.
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2005, 05:13:37 PM »
I don't get it. Not even in a thick southern accent.
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2005, 05:14:43 PM »
I've only taken Southernese for one semester. Please clue me in
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2005, 05:16:17 PM »
I do not get it.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2005, 05:31:57 PM »
Okay, I'll spell out the first line in plain (redneck) English and see if you don't git it Wink

Them are ducks.
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2005, 05:58:13 PM »
Offensive?  Hell no.

Funny?  Meh.  It's about as funny as the forward emails my mom sends me.  Sorry. Wink
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2005, 06:23:32 PM »
Ahahahahaha, I don't know why, but I find it quite funny. Smiley  I guess I'm well-trained in Southernese to be able to read it, as well. Tongue

It's definitely not offensive.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2005, 06:27:57 PM »
I still don't get it all. Can someone just spell the whole thing out?
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2005, 06:30:11 PM »
Quote from: A18 on April 24, 2005, 06:27:57 PM
I still don't get it all. Can someone just spell the whole thing out?
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2005, 06:30:19 PM »
Quote from: A18 on April 24, 2005, 06:27:57 PM
I still don't get it all. Can someone just spell the whole thing out?

Ditto, I only get the first few lines
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2005, 06:40:43 PM »
Quote from: A18 on April 24, 2005, 06:27:57 PM
I still don't get it all. Can someone just spell the whole thing out?

"Them are ducks."
"Them are not."
"Oh yes, they are.  See them wangs?"
"Well I'll be.  Them are ducks."
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2005, 06:43:07 PM »
Stupid. Not funny at all.
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2005, 06:51:23 PM »
Quote from: Senator Gabu, PPT on April 24, 2005, 06:40:43 PM
Quote from: A18 on April 24, 2005, 06:27:57 PM
I still don't get it all. Can someone just spell the whole thing out?

"Them are ducks."
"Them are not."
"Oh yes, they are.  See them wangs?"
"Well I'll be.  Them are ducks."

it's offensive, but mildly funny nonetheless. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2005, 06:57:57 PM »
How the hell is that offensive?
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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2005, 08:16:00 PM »
I still, remarkably, don't get the third line. I feel stupid.
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2005, 08:17:00 PM »
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
I still, remarkably, don't get the third line. I feel stupid.

"Hick" way of saying "Oh yes they are."

Yes, here in Iowa people talk like that. Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2005, 08:17:44 PM »
O sounds like Oh.
S sounds like yes.
A sounds like they.
R sounds like are.
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2005, 08:17:55 PM »
Quote from: PBrunsel on April 24, 2005, 08:17:00 PM
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
I still, remarkably, don't get the third line. I feel stupid.

"Hick" way of saying "Oh yes they are."

Yes, here in Iowa people talk like that. Smiley

I'm not sure I get the "see them wangs?" part. I'm not sure I want to, either. Wink
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2005, 08:19:15 PM »
I have no idea what "See them wangs?" has anything to do with something being a duck; I was just giving the translation.
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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2005, 08:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:17:55 PM
Quote from: PBrunsel on April 24, 2005, 08:17:00 PM
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
I still, remarkably, don't get the third line. I feel stupid.

"Hick" way of saying "Oh yes they are."

Yes, here in Iowa people talk like that. Smiley

I'm not sure I get the "see them wangs?" part. I'm not sure I want to, either. Wink

Means, "See them wings?" As referring to duck wings.

Oh man, am I a "Red Neck?" Wink
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« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2005, 08:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
I still, remarkably, don't get the third line. I feel stupid.

literally speaking, there are two southerners talking about ducks.  one says that they are ducks, and the other disagrees.  the former points that they have wings (with his thick southern accent, it comes out sounding like 'wangs' instead of 'wings'), and the other sees this, and therefore agrees with him.  

as for why it is funny, i'll leave that for someone else to explain.....    
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« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2005, 08:20:51 PM »
There is nothing funny about it.
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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2005, 08:21:03 PM »
Quote from: PBrunsel on April 24, 2005, 08:19:42 PM
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:17:55 PM
Quote from: PBrunsel on April 24, 2005, 08:17:00 PM
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
I still, remarkably, don't get the third line. I feel stupid.

"Hick" way of saying "Oh yes they are."

Yes, here in Iowa people talk like that. Smiley

I'm not sure I get the "see them wangs?" part. I'm not sure I want to, either. Wink

Means, "See them wings?" As referring to duck wings.

Oh man, am I a "Red Neck?" Wink

Yes, you are. Tongue

I personally found it funnier when I had no idea why they were talking about duck penises.
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« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2005, 08:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Senator Gabu, PPT on April 24, 2005, 08:21:03 PM
Quote from: PBrunsel on April 24, 2005, 08:19:42 PM
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:17:55 PM
Quote from: PBrunsel on April 24, 2005, 08:17:00 PM
Quote from: Alcon on April 24, 2005, 08:16:00 PM
I still, remarkably, don't get the third line. I feel stupid.

"Hick" way of saying "Oh yes they are."

Yes, here in Iowa people talk like that. Smiley

I'm not sure I get the "see them wangs?" part. I'm not sure I want to, either. Wink

Means, "See them wings?" As referring to duck wings.

Oh man, am I a "Red Neck?" Wink

Yes, you are. Tongue

I personally found it funnier when I had no idea why they were talking about duck penises.

Haha, that was what I was thinking too and was wondering why PBrunsel found that funny. Wink
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2005, 08:35:31 PM »
I think I get it
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