Would you rather watch Fly Me To The Moon or Fifty Shades of Grey?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'm sure both would be extremely painful.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Probably Fly Me To The Moon.  Seems like a harmless kiddy film.  The problem with that whole saga is that four grown adults had planned to go see it AS PART OF A DOUBLE DATE!  Could you imagine the four of them in there surrounded by all the moms and their little kids?  It's just friggin creepy.

It reminds me of a story I might have brought up before.  When I was in New Orleans in the Spring of 2009, we would work on houses during the day but were free to do as we please at night as long as we were up at 6 the next morning and ready.  I went with Rutgers University so it was open to everybody but the trip was sponsored by a Christian organization.  We get done the day's work and the lot of us college students meet up, none of whom have been to N.O., are obviously excited to get out there and see the town.  This is in the middle of Spring Break, no less.  We gather our group and are ready to head out, when one of the nice, wholesome Christian girls that came with us runs up and asks how we plan to spend our evening.  We tell her about hitting up Bourbon St. and the French Quarter and I [Inks] you not, this is the girl's response;

"Oh no!  Don't do that!  We're putting together a checkers tournament!"  

We are 21-24 year olds in New Orleans on Spring Break, and after a hard day's work you want to sit in a cafeteria and playing ******* CHECKERS!?  All of these people remind me so much of the stereotypical movie character (think Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin) that is so afraid to go out and do anything beyond their comfort zone until his/her friends just force them to live a little.  And in Bushie's instance it's even worse because they are in the middle of a date, by definition a very adult activity.  That's nice and all that they wound up seeing Journey To The Center Of The Earth, but they still settled on some infantile PG animated nonsense that would be appropriate for a 1st grader.  

Yea, it's all harmless and they are just trying to be wholesome and avoid the mucky muck of the world... bull-[Inks]ing-[Inks].  These sheltered lameasses are the same ones that wind up opposing gay marriage and protest adult book stores and blow up the FCC hotline whenever something hurts their delicate little feelings and do everything in their power to ruin anything fun for everybody else because they have no idea what the hell "fun" is.

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[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Fifty Shades, hands down. I'm planning on seeing it when it hits Netflix.

If I'm going to watch a movie made for kids, it has to be a good one like Big Hero 6 or The Lego Movie. But those may have a Satanic influence, IDK.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Option 1 (normal)

[Tender Branson]

Well, both.

"Fly Me To The Moon" with my small nephew or nieces.

"Fifty Shades of Grey" with a hot girl that I would bang after that movie, roughly according to the movie plot.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Well, both.

"Fly Me To The Moon" with my small nephew or nieces.

"Fifty Shades of Grey" with a hot girl that I would bang after that movie, roughly according to the movie plot.

Please refer yourself to the Atlas Ministry Decency Crimes self-reporting thread, Tender.

[King]

The animation for Fly Me to the Moon looks so bad I wouldn't even show it to a small child.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

And before someone points out its age remember it came out the same year as WALL-E.

Wasn't that still in theaters at the time too? Even if Bushie wanted to go to a kiddie movie there was still the option of one of the best ones ever made.

And the most amusing thing is that the humans in WALL-E are basically an entire society living a Bushie lifestyle.

[Lief 🗽]

And before someone points out its age remember it came out the same year as WALL-E.

Wasn't that still in theaters at the time too? Even if Bushie wanted to go to a kiddie movie there was still the option of one of the best ones ever made.

I'm pretty sure Wall-E would have been banned in Oklahoma for subversive messages and anti-fat content.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Ha I just kind of touched on that in my edit.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

And before someone points out its age remember it came out the same year as WALL-E.

Wasn't that still in theaters at the time too? Even if Bushie wanted to go to a kiddie movie there was still the option of one of the best ones ever made.

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/07/03/video-is-wall-e-green-propaganda/

Cause Wall-E is about dang libruhls tellin'us to not be lazy n' eat veg-oh-tables n' junk

EDIT: And Lief beats me to it.  You bastard. 

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Fly Me to the Moon I could drink through.