An Ode to Atlas

[Adam Griffin]

Random idea, but hopefully some will follow and/or partake. Let's post about our beloved forum and summarize its culture through one-line serenades. Please only post one at a time and keep it as short as possible.

Examples:

"Atlas, where [XXXXXXX]"
"Atlas, a place that [XXXXXX]"
etc


I'll start:

Atlas, a place where Bushie has had more sex than most

[Adam Griffin]

This is bad

Atlas, where every working class hero deserves a $500 ham