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Adam Griffin
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« on: February 26, 2015, 12:54:30 PM »

Random idea, but hopefully some will follow and/or partake. Let's post about our beloved forum and summarize its culture through one-line serenades. Please only post one at a time and keep it as short as possible.

Examples:

"Atlas, where [XXXXXXX]"
"Atlas, a place that [XXXXXX]"
etc




I'll start:

Atlas, a place where Bushie has had more sex than most
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Cranberry
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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2015, 01:18:34 PM »

Atlas, a place where Bushie has had more sex than most

Atlas, where Eastern Ukraine is more socially conservative than the western part
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Flake
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2015, 01:31:42 PM »

^Atlas is where Eastern Ukraine is socially conservative and western Ukraine is economically conservative
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2015, 01:35:44 PM »

Atlas, where supporting the Romanov's execution is part of the leftist litmus test.
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Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2015, 01:38:14 PM »

Atlas, where Vermont is deep red.
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Snowstalker Mk. II
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2015, 01:38:32 PM »

This is bad
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20RP12
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2015, 03:18:13 PM »

Atlas, where maps are considered a type of pornography.
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Adam Griffin
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2015, 03:32:05 PM »


Atlas, where every working class hero deserves a $500 ham
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Free Bird
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2015, 03:35:48 PM »

Atlas, where Hillary and opebo are gods, government is your friend, and California is red
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Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck
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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2015, 04:15:23 PM »

Atlas, where in the end, half of us turn out to be Kyle Mercado, Troll And Psychopath from Bakersfield, CA and graduate of Redlands University
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morgieb
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2015, 05:03:29 PM »

Actually;

Atlas, where every leftist drives a Porsche
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TDAS04
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2015, 05:25:32 PM »

Atlas, where Andrew Cuomo is worse than Hitler. 
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Joe Republic
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2015, 05:28:55 PM »

"Atlas Forum, where t_host1 is seven ages for the severed economic thrust up while even my HAIR seeks restitution for the horrors of this regime."
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MalaspinaGold
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2015, 05:38:37 PM »

Atlas, where Ultra Liberal Hagen will help Hilary take NC FL WI OH and win the Senate back.
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TNF
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2015, 05:43:28 PM »

Actually;

Atlas, where every leftist drives a Porsche

ahem
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IceSpear
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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2015, 05:48:06 PM »

Atlas, where Jim Webb and Martin O'Malley are serious candidates.
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Flake
Flo
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2015, 06:07:02 PM »

Atlas, oh Atlas, what a dear place to me,
Every ideology from Free Bird to OC,
Atlas, oh Atlas, what must I do,
when a mod gives me a deathpoint or two?
Atlas, oh Atlas, there's so much we can see
Perhaps a map of Kentucky in 1983?
Atlas, oh Atlas, how I'll miss you
When traitors like 'murica come to destroy you.
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