I miss his aptitude for interrogating potential sock accounts…
[We shift focus to the interrogation room...]
Inks: Now, let's go over this again. Your registration email was Al_should_die_in_a_fire@gmail.com. How long have you had that email address?
Son of Rhodie: I think....a year? About a year ago, I got a gmail account.
Inks: And what is the meaning of that address, "Al should die in a fire"? Who is Al? And why should he die in a fire?
Son of Rhodie: It means....that I hate....Al....Gore?
Inks: You're telling me, or you're asking me?
Son of Rhodie: Telling you.
Inks: So you've never had any sock accounts on Atlas?
Son of Rhodie: Never.
Inks: And you are not a sock account yourself?
Son of Rhodie: No....I would never....
Inks: Then how do you explain THESE? (as Inks quickly yanks up Son of Rhodie's right pant leg, to reveal several layers of socks, all with different IP addresses written on them)
[Son of Rhodie crumbles onto the floor, begging Inks for mercy.]
Son of Rhodie: I didn't know the penalty would be so severe. I thought, perhaps, you'd block my IP. Or contact my ISP to have them cut me off. (holding back tears) I only did this because I wanted to cast multiple votes in the "opinion of bacon sundaes" thread! 
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