Would you rather have your son become a hipster Christian or Randian atheist?

[RFayette]

Option 1, probably.  I would've chosen option 2 a few months ago, but now I've been increasingly annoyed by atheists.  Hipster Christians are OK I guess. 

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Hipster Christian (not a fundie atheist)

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

In retrospect, Hipster Christian, because I just realized they don't really piss me off at all, whereas Randians are idiots.

[TJ in Oregon]

Hipster Christian as long as they're this kind of hipster Christian.

[Thunderbird is the word]

What if he was a hipster Christian that was also into Ayn Rand? That'd be the worst. Personally though as an agnostic I find that I can get along a lot better with lefty social justice inclined Christians then I could with say an Atheist stockbroker or techie.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What if he was a hipster Christian that was also into Ayn Rand?

How would that even be possible? The worldviews are basically diametrically opposed.

[Badger]

What if he was a hipster Christian that was also into Ayn Rand?

How would that even be possible? The worldviews are basically diametrically opposed.

In BRTD-land, perhaps, but you don't think there are Christians into Rand (not me, ftr)? and considering there are plenty of hipsters into Rand, how far of a jump is there for one to go to church?

[Thunderbird is the word]

What if he was a hipster Christian that was also into Ayn Rand?

How would that even be possible? The worldviews are basically diametrically opposed.

In BRTD-land, perhaps, but you don't think there are Christians into Rand (not me, ftr)? and considering there are plenty of hipsters into Rand, how far of a jump is there for one to go to church?

Paul Ryan and I bet some tea partiers would also fall under the category of "objectivists for Jesus."

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What if he was a hipster Christian that was also into Ayn Rand?

How would that even be possible? The worldviews are basically diametrically opposed.

In BRTD-land, perhaps, but you don't think there are Christians into Rand (not me, ftr)? and considering there are plenty of hipsters into Rand, how far of a jump is there for one to go to church?

Not many. According to DRA, all the precincts most known for hipsters voted over 88% for Obama in 2008. No numbers for 2012, but probably about the same seeing as how Obama did about the same in Minneapolis.

Also hipster Christian churches specifically promote a polar opposite philosophy from Rand. Remember, it's basically "liberation theology for middle class white people" as someone once put it, not a prosperity theology type church.

What if he was a hipster Christian that was also into Ayn Rand?

How would that even be possible? The worldviews are basically diametrically opposed.

In BRTD-land, perhaps, but you don't think there are Christians into Rand (not me, ftr)? and considering there are plenty of hipsters into Rand, how far of a jump is there for one to go to church?

Paul Ryan and I bet some tea partiers would also fall under the category of "objectivists for Jesus."

Paul Ryan is not a hipster Christian. LOL.

[dead0man]

Isn't this the kind of stupid question the other place was made for?

[Badger]

What if he was a hipster Christian that was also into Ayn Rand?

How would that even be possible? The worldviews are basically diametrically opposed.

In BRTD-land, perhaps, but you don't think there are Christians into Rand (not me, ftr)? and considering there are plenty of hipsters into Rand, how far of a jump is there for one to go to church?

Not many. According to DRA, all the precincts most known for hipsters voted over 88% for Obama in 2008. No numbers for 2012, but probably about the same seeing as how Obama did about the same in Minneapolis.

Also hipster Christian churches specifically promote a polar opposite philosophy from Rand. Remember, it's basically "liberation theology for middle class white people" as someone once put it, not a prosperity theology type church.

I was going to suggest you perhaps an overly exclusive definition of "hipster", but after seeing some of the results from googling "Conservative hipster christian", I suspect you're right.

They do exist, but are rare. So that said, what would the proper poll response be for such an unusual, but not at all extinct, hybrid?

[HillOfANight]

Randian atheist just comes across too angry.