Describe a Franklin Pierce/Dukakis voter
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« on: March 03, 2015, 12:21:16 PM »
Do it up Atlas.
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2015, 12:53:49 PM »
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Mr. Smith
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2015, 12:55:46 PM »
Thawed cryogenically frozen dude with a serious New England or Die sort of patriotism? ~shrugs~
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2015, 01:54:29 PM »
Loyal New England Democrat.
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2015, 07:54:03 PM »
Someone who would have mixed feelings about George W. Bush.
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2015, 09:46:40 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2015, 11:55:24 PM »

They meant a person who voted for Franklin Pierce and Michael Dukakis.
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2015, 02:13:31 AM »
Quote from: tara gilesbie on March 03, 2015, 11:55:24 PM

They meant a person who voted for Franklin Pierce and Michael Dukakis.
No I know, it's just that this thread is stupid as everyone who could vote in the 1850's were dead by 1988.
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2015, 08:39:20 AM »
Quote from: morgieb on March 04, 2015, 02:13:31 AM
Quote from: tara gilesbie on March 03, 2015, 11:55:24 PM

They meant a person who voted for Franklin Pierce and Michael Dukakis.
No I know, it's just that this thread is stupid as everyone who could vote in the 1850's were dead by 1988.

Clearly this is the inevitable parody thread, may as well play along
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2015, 10:12:48 AM »
A New England Democrat born in the 1820s who was cryogenically frozen after the 1852 election and thawed out right in time for the 1988 election.
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2015, 12:26:48 PM »
Quote from: MATTROSE94 on March 16, 2015, 10:12:48 AM
A New England Democrat born in the 1820s who was cryogenically frozen after the 1852 election and thawed out right in time for the 1988 election.

How did one cryogenically freeze in 1853?
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2015, 04:09:56 PM »
Obviously a vampire because they're immortal, duh. If they were around when Lincoln was a Vampire Hunter they were probably around when Pierce  was president.
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2015, 10:33:59 AM »
A NH voter who was a Cold War voter who supported Clinton until MonicaGate and switched to the GOP in 2000 when Dubya was on ballot.
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2015, 11:30:14 AM »
Quote from: tara gilesbie on March 16, 2015, 12:26:48 PM
Quote from: MATTROSE94 on March 16, 2015, 10:12:48 AM
A New England Democrat born in the 1820s who was cryogenically frozen after the 1852 election and thawed out right in time for the 1988 election.

How did one cryogenically freeze in 1853?
I admit that the part about cryogenic freezing was a joke on my part spoofing the initial question posed in the thread. Realistically, someone who would have voted for both Franklin Pierce and Michael Dukakis would likely come from a New England family that voted straight Democratic from 1852-1988 with the possible exceptions of Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Calvin Coolidge, Dwight Eisenhower and Ronald Reagan.
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2015, 02:57:28 PM »
Quote from: morgieb on March 04, 2015, 02:13:31 AM
Quote from: tara gilesbie on March 03, 2015, 11:55:24 PM

They meant a person who voted for Franklin Pierce and Michael Dukakis.
No I know, it's just that this thread is stupid as everyone who could vote in the 1850's were dead by 1988.
Wait seriously?
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2015, 11:25:12 PM »
Franklin Pierce Voter: A Boring White Gentleman. Michael Dukakis Voter: Haters of A Boring White Gentleman.
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2015, 10:53:49 AM »
Quote from: morgieb on March 04, 2015, 02:13:31 AM
Quote from: tara gilesbie on March 03, 2015, 11:55:24 PM

They meant a person who voted for Franklin Pierce and Michael Dukakis.
No I know, it's just that this thread is stupid as everyone who could vote in the 1850's were dead by 1988.

Gasp! How foolish of Atlas!
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2015, 01:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Pacific Speaker Türkisblau on March 16, 2015, 04:09:56 PM
Obviously a vampire because they're immortal, duh. If they were around when Lincoln was a Vampire Hunter they were probably around when Pierce  was president.

And I guess vampires vote Democrat because the Party of Lincoln is seen as hostile to Vampires.
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2015, 11:16:07 AM »
a vampire
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