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Question: Your reaction if you went to a church and the preacher wore pre-torn jeans
#1
Think "TERRIBLE HERECTIC" and leave
 
#2
Find it distasteful but not put much thought in it
 
#3
Not put much thought to one way or the other
 
#4
Think "wow this is awesome, so much better attitudes at here than most churches!"
 
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True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)
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« on: March 09, 2015, 12:18:57 PM »

I would think they were trying to incorporate it into a sermon about poverty or not judging others or something, or maybe there was a skit involving the teen youth group that I wasn't aware would be put on that Sunday.
People in poverty don't have the money for pre-torn jeans.
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True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2015, 01:13:33 PM »

Only if made with two types of fibers. Wink
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True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2015, 01:14:16 PM »

Everyone knows that a real church service in The One True Church centers around absolute boredom, and thus cannot involve sexual stimualtion.

You have a torn jeans fetish? Tongue
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