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Question: The light bearer or Jesus in pre-torn jeans
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« on: March 09, 2015, 03:29:27 PM »
looking forward to all of the 'Lucifer (R)' votes
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2015, 03:30:21 PM »
Hail Satan! (normal, godless communist)
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2015, 03:31:39 PM »
Are we to interpret Lucifer as Satan prior to the Fall, or as one-and-the-same?
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2015, 03:32:28 PM »
Quote from: Cathcon on March 09, 2015, 03:31:39 PM
Are we to interpret Lucifer as Satan prior to the Fall, or as one-and-the-same?

Interpret it as you'd like - given that the same standard has obviously been applied by pre-torn jeans Christianity to Christ himself. Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2015, 07:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Senator TNF on March 09, 2015, 03:29:27 PM
looking forward to all of the 'Lucifer (R)' votes

Hello. Wink
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2015, 08:56:30 PM »
The one who died for my sins before it was cool.
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2015, 11:01:07 PM »
Hmm... I'm a godless Mormon communist, so... Neither!
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2015, 11:13:49 PM »
Lucifer is the correct answer.
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2015, 11:20:01 PM »
Satanism is in many ways of a form of proto-libertarianism. Hispter Jesus would no doubt be a godless collectivist by comparison.
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2015, 03:26:02 AM »
     I vote for the Prince of Darkness. As Bart Simpson told us once, all the cool bands are affiliated with Satan.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2015, 07:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Cathcon on March 09, 2015, 11:20:01 PM
Satanism is in many ways of a form of proto-libertarianism. Hispter Jesus would no doubt be a godless collectivist by comparison.

Satanism in the edgy teenager sense, sure. But Lucifer is himself more of a Prometheus, a bringer of enlightenment.
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2015, 07:38:51 AM »
Hipster Jesus seems cool.
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2015, 07:46:56 AM »
The herald of knowledge over daddy's passive agressive self help guru.
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2015, 10:28:55 AM »
The hipster's an honest one.

The other guy's a power hungry shmuck who lies.

Hipster Jesus, who I may add is a far better deterrent to Supply Side Jesus than any Satan.
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2015, 10:45:21 AM »
Quote from: Senator TNF on March 10, 2015, 07:18:20 AM
Quote from: Cathcon on March 09, 2015, 11:20:01 PM
Satanism is in many ways of a form of proto-libertarianism. Hispter Jesus would no doubt be a godless collectivist by comparison.

Satanism in the edgy teenager sense, sure. But Lucifer is himself more of a Prometheus, a bringer of enlightenment.

And God the Father would be the tyrannical Jupiter, King of Gods, I suppose in this scenario. Does this make Hipster Jesus a wimpy Hercules? A combination of an utter lack of critical thinking and pointless pacifism? In a world dominated by Hipster Jesus' slave morality, a true master like Prometheus is what we need to lead us out of this recession. Lucifer '16. I wonder what the map would look like...
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