Satanism is in many ways of a form of proto-libertarianism. Hispter Jesus would no doubt be a godless collectivist by comparison.
Satanism in the edgy teenager sense, sure. But Lucifer is himself more of a Prometheus, a bringer of enlightenment.
And God the Father would be the tyrannical Jupiter, King of Gods, I suppose in this scenario. Does this make Hipster Jesus a wimpy Hercules? A combination of an utter lack of critical thinking and pointless pacifism? In a world dominated by Hipster Jesus' slave morality, a true master like Prometheus is what we need to lead us out of this recession. Lucifer '16. I wonder what the map would look like...
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