Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[Joe Biden 2020]

The fact is that I will burn a lot of calories at this job and if I can just regulate my eating habits, I am guaranteed to lose weight slowly.  You guys can dispute that all you want, but you're wrong.  I'm under no illusions that it will fall off in chunks, but it will happen.

[Mr. Morden]

...and if I can just regulate my eating habits...

But you have yet to explain how you're going to do that.  You are like Congressional Republicans, with their imaginary "health care reform alternative" to Obamacare.  If you haven't even presented a plan of your own (much less put it into action), then why should we put any stock in it?

[Joe Biden 2020]

...and if I can just regulate my eating habits...

But you have yet to explain how you're going to do that.  You are like Congressional Republicans, with their imaginary "health care reform alternative" to Obamacare.  If you haven't even presented a plan of your own (much less put it into action), then why should we put any stock in it?

I haven't figured out a plan, yet, but the problem is I don't have any healthy food in my house at the moment.  I am also not going to drop a Benjamin at Walmart tomorrow to get healthy food.  Plus, I know whatever answer I give you, I'll be laughed at and scorned for.  I will wait until I get my discount card to get the health food.

[Lief 🗽]

No, you're going to "drop a Benjamin" on expensive and unhealthy processed foods and fast food instead.

[Joe Biden 2020]

No, you're going to "drop a Benjamin" on expensive and unhealthy processed foods and fast food instead.

You're putting words in my mouth...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Lol@his loser FB buddies giving him advice. There are enough ODF quotes in the last 3 pages to fill 10 signatures.  

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie will burn like 30 calories more an hour with his new standing routine vs sleeping. Congrats youve earned a couple of slices of cold cuts off the slicer.  Stop being a thick troll.

Really hardcore routine though.  You are aspiring to something a toddler can do.

I'll burn substantially more than that.  That 800 calories may not be too far off base.

[Mr. Morden]

I haven't figured out a plan, yet, but the problem is I don't have any healthy food in my house at the moment.

That sucks.  How does this keep happening to you?    Perhaps you should fire the person who's been buying your groceries over the course of your diet?

[King]

So you're not going to spend any money on food? What's going on?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Today is Tuesday, March 17, 2015.  The Work Day has arrived!!!  I will be going to work TONIGHT!!

[Joe Biden 2020]

So you're not going to spend any money on food? What's going on?

Not right now.  Not until I get my discount card.

[King]

Well the store doesn't open til April 1 so if you think you can go that long without eating anything more power to you.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Well the store doesn't open til April 1 so if you think you can go that long without eating anything more power to you.

I may spend a little bit here and there, but I'm not going to make any major Walmart runs for a little while.  Besides, I've got stuff in my freezer that I need to eat.

[King]

Pizza roll and burrito diet! Woohoo

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm headed to bed, folks.  I've got a long, but a good day ahead of me today.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It's weird bushie doesn't realize buying real food is actually cheaper than eating burgers and buying frozen food. He acts like a piece of chicken and greens will cost him a hundred dollars.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

It's weird bushie doesn't realize buying real food is actually cheaper than eating burgers and buying frozen food. He acts like a piece of chicken and greens will cost him a hundred dollars.

You can expect him to know any better.

We've only been telling him for years.

[patrick1]

Bushie will burn like 30 calories more an hour with his new standing routine vs sleeping. Congrats youve earned a couple of slices of cold cuts off the slicer.  Stop being a thick troll.

Really hardcore routine though.  You are aspiring to something a toddler can do.

I'll burn substantially more than that.  That 800 calories may not be too far off base.

.... Let's do some math.
110x5.5=605 calories Your eating cheetos baseline.
140x5.5=770 calories. Congrats, youve stood up. You are now an Adonis.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I wonder if he'll make it out of training?

[politicus]

Well the store doesn't open til April 1 so if you think you can go that long without eating anything more power to you.

I may spend a little bit here and there, but I'm not going to make any major Walmart runs for a little while.  Besides, I've got stuff in my freezer that I need to eat.

You do not need to eat unhealthy food just because you bought it. Give it away or simply throw it out.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie will burn like 30 calories more an hour with his new standing routine vs sleeping. Congrats youve earned a couple of slices of cold cuts off the slicer.  Stop being a thick troll.

Really hardcore routine though.  You are aspiring to something a toddler can do.

I'll burn substantially more than that.  That 800 calories may not be too far off base.

.... Let's do some math.
110x5.5=605 calories Your eating cheetos baseline.
140x5.5=770 calories. Congrats, youve stood up. You are now an Adonis.

That's the thing, though, for as many calories as I stuff into my body, I don't snack a lot.  I prefer to save my calories for the meals.  I don't plan to have a lot of calories today.  I won't be eating out at all today.  I will eat enough to give me energy throughout the evening, but I'm not going to stuff myself.  When I get home, I probably won't have anything as it will just be too late for me to eat.  I don't like eating that late.

[King]

Bushie if the claims you always make about your eating habits were remotely true you wouldn't be so morbidly obese. Your BMI is over 46. 46. You are easily in the top 1% fattest people on God's Earth. That doesn't just happen.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie if the claims you always make about your eating habits were remotely true you wouldn't be so morbidly obese. Your BMI is over 46. 46. You are easily in the top 1% fattest people on God's Earth. That doesn't just happen.

What's your point?

[King]

Other than you're lying about your eating habits, no point.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Other than you're lying about your eating habits, no point.

I'm not lying about the snacking post.