Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[King]

Personally, I love the new jao-mode Snowguy.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Bushie's new job doesn't offer him ACA-qualified health insurance.

"Thank the Lord some employers are still brave enough to stand up to Barry Sotero's socialist obummercare!! Just trust in God, He will provide you with all the health insurance you need! Praying for you!" - Bushie's facebook friends upon hearing this news

(luckily he's got the free healthcare from the Indian medicine man)

Bushie's free healthcare has of course already been established in his first 10 posts.

[Simfan34]

I've read his posts and I'm about 90% sure that is our real Bushie. If it isnt, someone is doing a pretty fantastic impression of him! His posts on politics and sports are exactly the same kind of generic filler that he posted here.

"My name is Jeff and I live in Tulsa, Oklahoma..."

[Lief 🗽]

Guys, it's not Bushie. It's a hoax. Bushie has always typed with two spaces after his periods; this fellow on bizarro Atlas only uses one space. Case closed.

[Eraserhead]

If that isn't him, I'm amazed he has refrained from commenting on here about this situation thus far. Especially since we know that he is still lurking quite often.

[7,052,770]

A lot of forums automatically adjust multiple consecutive spaces to just a single space. That's probably all it is.

[Mr. Morden]

A lot of forums automatically adjust multiple consecutive spaces to just a single space. That's probably all it is.

In that case, someone who's registered at that forum should try making a multi-space post, to confirm that that's how it works.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Doubles spaces do in fact get removed on that forum upon posting. Horrible feature.

[Indy Texas]

I've read his posts and I'm about 90% sure that is our real Bushie. If it isnt, someone is doing a pretty fantastic impression of him! His posts on politics and sports are exactly the same kind of generic filler that he posted here.

"My name is Jeff and I live in Tulsa, Oklahoma..."

This all reminds me of the ending of The Truman Show, where Truman, before leaving the studio for good, turns around and delivers his trademark line: "In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night!"

Except that Truman's show actually ended. Jeff has merely walked right into another giant studio.

[Lief 🗽]

Doubles spaces do in fact get removed on that forum upon posting. Horrible feature.

oh god, the mystery deepens...

[King]

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[Mr. Morden]

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It looks like he bumped a thread from 2012 just to write those three sentences.

[Eraserhead]

Doubles spaces do in fact get removed on that forum upon posting. Horrible feature.

oh god, the mystery deepens...

I'll probably have to title the next volume of Update "The Search for Spock Bushie" (assuming there is one).

[Mr. Morden]

Doubles spaces do in fact get removed on that forum upon posting. Horrible feature.

oh god, the mystery deepens...

I'll probably have to title the next volume of Update "The Search for Spock Bushie" (assuming there is one).

I think Bushie will return before this season ends, assuming you don't lock it prematurely.  It'll take us a while to get through another 20 pages of a Bushie-less Update.  And by the time we do, Bushie will probably be back.

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I can just imagine

"Guys can you proofread my posts on the political forum"

"It's a real classy place, I wear a suit and tie when I comment there"

"Apparently I got offered a position as moderator with UNLIMITED EARNING POTENTIAL"

"But I refused the position so that I could work overtime at that beloved pharmacy call center"

[SteveRogers]

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It looks like he bumped a thread from 2012 just to write those three sentences.

I thought at first that maybe he replied to the wrong thread, but I don't see one that makes sense.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I wonder if PAPA shut off the purse strings yet since he's at work putting in his 60 hours of backbreaking work so ODF can binge, belch and watch his super duper cable package in between naps.

[King]

I wonder if PAPA shut off the purse strings yet since he's at work putting in his 60 hours of backbreaking work so ODF can binge, belch and watch his super duper cable package in between naps.

It's pretty clear to me that, despite Papa doing the back breaking work, that Mama wears the wallet in the family.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I wonder if PAPA shut off the purse strings yet since he's at work putting in his 60 hours of backbreaking work so ODF can binge, belch and watch his super duper cable package in between naps.

It's pretty clear to me that, despite Papa doing the back breaking work, that Mama wears the wallet in the family.

Ma Bushie controls everything.  For example, who's the one who goes with Bushie to the WalMart so she can buy him brand new khaki slacks for his shirt-and-tie big boy job?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

According to Bushie on the other forum he's doing nothing but watching baseball and eating.......and his new job isn't what they said it was because they have no regular health care....duh.

RIP NEW JOB.  Well, it might last a few weeks, but still, it's a matter of time.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Of course they aren't going to over healthcare. But remember, he made a mistake and he's moving passed it now. No need to learn from it or anything.

[WalterMitty]

According to Bushie on the other forum he's doing nothing but watching baseball and eating.......and his new job isn't what they said it was because they have no regular health care....duh.

RIP NEW JOB.  Well, it might last a few weeks, but still, it's a matter of time.

he wants to be an unemployed as long as papa keeps paying the bills.

[Lief 🗽]

hahah omg Bushie's hard-right flipflop is hilarious! he's pretending to be a teabagger!

[Ban my account ffs!]

Bushie is Jezebel!  Sleep-Food-Sports/Porn-Food-Sports/Porn-Food-Food-Level 7 headache-Level 7 colon blow-and down we go-Sleep.

Like a car that starts, runs, backfires, and never leaves the driveway. Put put put put BANG...and we're done here.

Someone else has to add in the naps cuz thats just a whole other layer of complexity.

[Simfan34]

hahah omg Bushie's hard-right flipflop is hilarious! he's pretending to be a teabagger!

Yet he chose the username "OklahomaDemocrat". Typical Bushie.