Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[Indy Texas]

According to Bushie on the other forum he's doing nothing but watching baseball and eating.......and his new job isn't what they said it was because they have no regular health care....duh.

RIP NEW JOB.  Well, it might last a few weeks, but still, it's a matter of time.

He has that Indian Care nonsense by virtue of the blood quantum from when his great-great-great-grandfather consensually made love with some helpless Native woman while confiscating her tribal lands or whatever. Why does he care if they don't offer health benefits?

[AndrewTX]

Is fat boy dead yet?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Is fat boy dead yet?

Patience, former BIG Daddy, patience.

[DemPGH]

LOL, this is as amusing as this saga has ever been. He really does need to have his own show and upload it to YouTube or something.

[they don't love you like i love you]

So Bushie is working for a company that contracts for pharmacies now...but they don't offer health coverage? At first I thought this job was legitimate, just not one he was suited for, but now...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So Bushie is working for a company that contracts for pharmacies now...but they don't offer health coverage? At first I thought this job was legitimate, just not one he was suited for, but now...

This is going to be more of a disaster than perhaps any place he's "worked"........more than a day.

[King]

Bushie has already made his first new Bizarro Atlas friend: A 22 year old young progressive lady from New York who likes cats. I dub her "Bizarro Torie."

[King]

Bushie has already made his first new Bizarro Atlas friend: A 22 year old young progressive lady from New York who likes cats. I dub her "Bizarro Torie."

And prefers the company of women. Which is probably for the best lest uh, anyone try anything stupid. Bizzaro Torie is apt indeed.

But they appear to have more women than we do (?!?).

Bizarre, I know.

[Ebsy]

I think, and I may be wrong, but RickRoll(with a different account) just posted in the Bizarro Atlas Invasion Thread.

[Vladimir Putin: 20 Years Later]

I think, and I may be wrong, but RickRoll(with a different account) just posted in the Bizarro Atlas Invasion Thread.

I am not RickRoll. I knew Bushie long before him.

[Ebsy]

I think, and I may be wrong, but RickRoll(with a different account) just posted in the Bizarro Atlas Invasion Thread.

I am not RickRoll. I knew Bushie long before him.

The plot thickens.

[Eraserhead]

Wow, just as the invasion storyline ends and Update looks to be on its last legs, PutinOnTheRitz returns. Tremendous stuff.

Have any more Bushie school stories for us, Putin?

[Blair]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

[J-Mann]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

[Ban my account ffs!]

You realize bizzaro Atlas is the underworld and we just opened up a portal to them and now we will be invaded.  We solved the proverbial rubix cube.  Pinhead has arrived.

[Blair]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

I don't have that much free time!

[Simfan34]

I'm looking forward to a Columbian exchange type event, without the disease.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

You realize bizzaro Atlas is the underworld and we just opened up a portal to them and now we will be invaded.  We solved the proverbial rubix cube.  Pinhead has arrived.

I find a comparison to Fringe to be more apt. Now that Bushie has selfishly opened a portal to "over there," both our worlds are destined to collapse. Our only hope is that the "over there" version of Bushie turns out to be an incredibly well-adjusted, successful, science-minded savior who can save us all.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

[Indy Texas]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Buying a pedometer and trying to get it to think he walked several miles by driving his car very slowly around the block multiple times. #ClassicBushie

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Buying a pedometer and trying to get it to think he walked several miles by driving his car very slowly around the block multiple times. #ClassicBushie

I'm more nostalgic about his daily sitcom-like conundrums.

Drivin to church.... HIT A DEER!  Gersh dernit!
Pullin out of the driveway.... BOULDERS FELL ON MY CAR!  Dad gummit!
Go for diet soda....  ACCIDENTLY PRESS REGULAR SODA!  Cheese and crackers!

[Indy Texas]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Buying a pedometer and trying to get it to think he walked several miles by driving his car very slowly around the block multiple times. #ClassicBushie

I'm more nostalgic about his daily sitcom-like conundrums.

Drivin to church.... HIT A DEER!  Gersh dernit!
Pullin out of the driveway.... BOULDERS FELL ON MY CAR!  Dad gummit!
Go for diet soda....  ACCIDENTLY PRESS REGULAR SODA!  Cheese and crackers!

Going to Applebee's on a diet... REFLEXIVELY ORDER GIANT CHOCOLATE DESSERT! (but it's okay because I ate the strawberry garnish which helped me get my vitamins for the day)

[WalterMitty]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Buying a pedometer and trying to get it to think he walked several miles by driving his car very slowly around the block multiple times. #ClassicBushie

I'm more nostalgic about his daily sitcom-like conundrums.

Drivin to church.... HIT A DEER!  Gersh dernit!
Pullin out of the driveway.... BOULDERS FELL ON MY CAR!  Dad gummit!
Go for diet soda....  ACCIDENTLY PRESS REGULAR SODA!  Cheese and crackers!

Going to Applebee's on a diet... REFLEXIVELY ORDER GIANT CHOCOLATE DESSERT! (but it's okay because I ate the strawberry garnish which helped me get my vitamins for the day)

that was great.  the no-ice cream challenge lasted about 3 days and then he had just ice cream for supper.

[Simfan34]

Yeah... on the one hand, I know I'm getting milked by all these franchise films (I mean, all  they have to do is slap a title on it, and I run down and hand them 10 bucks), but I don't care. They're fun to watch, so screw it. Watching the Avengers now, as a matter of fact; that's why I thought of the reference.

That Loki guy sure is hard to get along with...

Whereas Scarlett Johansen, on the other hand, seems quite easy to spend some time with.

[Eraserhead]

Yeah... on the one hand, I know I'm getting milked by all these franchise films (I mean, all  they have to do is slap a title on it, and I run down and hand them 10 bucks), but I don't care. They're fun to watch, so screw it. Watching the Avengers now, as a matter of fact; that's why I thought of the reference.

That Loki guy sure is hard to get along with...

Whereas Scarlett Johansen, on the other hand, seems quite easy to spend some time with.

I'm guessing you meant to quote that somewhere else but it's posts like that that make me glad that it looks like PFAdmin will be sticking around. Personally, I'm hoping he can overthrow Dave Leip eventually.