Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[memphis]

I don't believe that it now allowable on the Atlas Forum to express interest in a woman or suggest that one is more or less physically attractive than another. RIP PFAdmin.

[Eraserhead]

I can confirm that ODF will likely be making his return before May 1st. Stay tuned for update(s)!

[Ebsy]

I can confirm that ODF will likely be making his return before May 1st. Stay tuned for update(s)!

Great happiness!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Praise God! My interest in posting has once again plummeted with this Update hiatus. I'm excited for his return.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

Don't forget about the hobo shed orgy.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

Don't forget about the hobo shed orgy.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Let's not forget the horrific April fools joke he crushed his mama with and the fact they had a good laugh at papa's diabetes diagnosis. 

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

Don't forget about the hobo shed orgy.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Let's not forget the horrific April fools joke he crushed his mama with and the fact they had a good laugh at papa's diabetes diagnosis. 

That joke was just so cruel. Bushie gets a good laugh out of living off his parents salary. I wonder how his new job is going?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

Don't forget about the hobo shed orgy.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Let's not forget the horrific April fools joke he crushed his mama with and the fact they had a good laugh at papa's diabetes diagnosis. 

That joke was just so cruel. Bushie gets a good laugh out of living off his parents salary. I wonder how his new job is going?

He has one more week of napping, binging, and super duper cabling.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.

What's the history with Bushie?

There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.

Don't forget about the hobo shed orgy.

I don't have that much free time!

You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.

Let's not forget the horrific April fools joke he crushed his mama with and the fact they had a good laugh at papa's diabetes diagnosis. 

Hey mom! I don't have a job anymore!

HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS

No seriously though I quit to work at a call center

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

My favorite was the immediate regret after he quit Sprouts and the reversion to the whole "well I can't dwell on it now, I need to do my best to focus on my new job."

[WalterMitty]

bushie has routinely acted on impulse.  another sign of bi-polar.

[Eraserhead]

PutinOnTheRitz just sent me some old yearbook photos of Bushie. He really was quite thin once!

[Eraserhead]

For the benefit of future generations of Update readers I'm going to link to the important Bizarro Atlas/Invasion threads here since that was somewhat Update related:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210316.25

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210363.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210466.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210350.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210119.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210336.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210431.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210569.0

Also, here is the the somewhat inconclusive community vote on whether Update should continue or not:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210080.0

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

PutinOnTheRitz just sent me some old yearbook photos of Bushie. He really was quite thin once!

Ma Bushie wasn't about to let her big boy starve!  It was all nutritious and delicious down-home cookin' (like Chef Boyardee pizza and McDonald's) from there on out. 

[Bacon King]

The network has cancelled the show mid-season