Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[Attorney General, Senator-Elect, & Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Goddammit Bushie they ain't gonna give you a chair to sit on all day while you're working.

He knows that. But he has faith that this evil-dictator-loving god of his will give him the energy and willpower he needs to do the job.

[Attorney General, Senator-Elect, & Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Why do I keep imagining Bushie setting up a lawn chair in the middle of the meat department after an unbearably long 45 minutes of sitting, fanning himself with a sales circular as sweat drips off?

I assume you mean 45 minutes of standing?

If so, it's because that's what he'll do on the day he gets fired.

[Attorney General, Senator-Elect, & Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

the lack of news regarding the big wal-mart expedition is particularly ominous...

Bagel Bites
Pop-Tarts
Lunchables
Smuckers Uncrustables
Trix
Chocolate Milk
2lbs of ground beef
Kraft singles
Kraft Mac n Cheese
Pediasure
Easy Bake Oven

At least, aside from the ground beef, the pop-tarts, and possibly the uncrustables/pediasure, all of that is good or at least O.K. for him.

[Attorney General, Senator-Elect, & Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

We may as well stop update at this point. Here's the agenda for the rest of Bushie's life:

- Work at a bunch of different call centers but never stay more than a few months
- Fantasize about getting some other type of job, but it almost never happens, and when it does it lasts a week or less
- Fantasize about losing weight, but never actually do it, but celebrate because "I don't weigh ____ yet, doesn't that count for something?"
- Die of a sudden heart attack OR get diabetes, refuse to take insulin because "god will keep me safe and alive no matter what", and die.

[Attorney General, Senator-Elect, & Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Bushie has posted in support of separation of church and state. Interesting.....
http://www.politicalforum.com/showthread.php?t=404084&page=3&p=1064901900#post1064901900

[Attorney General, Senator-Elect, & Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

I can just imagine

"Guys can you proofread my posts on the political forum"

"It's a real classy place, I wear a suit and tie when I comment there"

"Apparently I got offered a position as moderator with UNLIMITED EARNING POTENTIAL"

"But I refused the position so that I could work overtime at that beloved pharmacy call center"