Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

This whole saga has reminded me of a great Hey Arnold episode from the mid 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzkq4OON8bs

I had no idea Harold was Jewish

Neither did I.  It's a fairly common trope in television though.  Jews in fiction are represented far out of proportion of the national population (not that this is a bad thing or good thing). And when most Americans think of Jewish characters, I think that the first character to come to mind is Jerry Seinfeld.
Of course I don't want to get too off topic.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

The health comments I can understand.  I don't understand the childish comments.

you went to see Fly Me To The Moon in the movie theater.

No, I did not.  I saw Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Funny you mention that...I have read the book form of Journey to the Center of the Earth.