Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[WalterMitty]

didnt bushie once work on a road construction crew?

[WalterMitty]

Bushie, who does the dishes after a family gathering at your grandma's house?

We all pitch in.

translation:  90 year old granny does them.

[WalterMitty]

i want to clear something up:  there is little chance bushie will be demoted to a bag boy.  if anything, being a bag boy is much more physically demanding than a meat clerk, especially if they are responsible for pushing in all the carts.

so, if bushie cant cut it as a meat clerk (pun intended), then rip job.

[WalterMitty]

I am super excited about the extra training I will get next week.  The lady I talked to this afternoon gave me her cell phone number and told me to call her over the weekend if I have questions.  That was a nice gesture.  It also gives me a good feeling about this company.  I've already had to ask her one question.

what was the one question

[WalterMitty]

didnt bushie once work on a road construction crew?

That was exactly 10 years ago as of early March.

how long did you last?

[WalterMitty]

didnt bushie once work on a road construction crew?

That was exactly 10 years ago as of early March.

how long did you last?

He already answered - 2 days. But that was when he was in his physical prime. He's wiser now.

wow.  he had to be 60 pounds lighter then too.

[WalterMitty]

my guess is bushie is going out with a bang.  the few remaining days of his latest unemployment will be spent pigging out and watching tv for 16 hours at a time.

[WalterMitty]

Bushie when you call out do mention what grade your headache is?

[WalterMitty]

bushie on the eve of your new job did papa give you the 'dont let the oklahoma wind blow it out of your hands...'

and is your desire to be a cadd finally rip?

[WalterMitty]

.  I got two 3x size [redacted] shirts.....

isnt that a wakeup call?

[WalterMitty]

i feel like this job is rip before it begins.

[WalterMitty]

lets hope he doesnt leave early on the first day.

[WalterMitty]

fats get hot easily.

[WalterMitty]

it is always worrisome when bushie is over-the-top enthusiastic about a new job.

he is trying to convince himself along with all of us that everything is great.

[WalterMitty]

toaster strudels
bagel bites

Bushie you are a 32-year-old man, please do not buy food for children...

he certainly doesnt act 32 in any aspect of his life. of course his diet is going to reflect his childish mentality.

[WalterMitty]

bushie hasnt been to a kiddie party lately.  hopefully the invites will start rolling in in the spring.

[WalterMitty]

You can't expect him to buy healthy food on the same day that his dipstick broke.

[WalterMitty]

bushie is in a bad mood.  clearly dreading the workday.

[WalterMitty]

every meal he has is a cheat meal.

but come him some slack...his dipstick broke yesterday.

[WalterMitty]

no matter how close to death the doc tells bushie he is...he never changes.

doctor schmoctor.  liberal nonsense.

[WalterMitty]

veggies and exercise are part of the afro-islamo-socialist agenda of moochelle obummer to take away good, down-home, old fashioned country cookin' (like bagel bites, for example) from good american, christian folk (like the browns).

[WalterMitty]

Bush do you watch the clock at this job?

[WalterMitty]

Wait, his doctor told him he was nutrient deprived?

I thought his indian doctors always told him he was in great shape and to not worry about losing weight?

Yes, he told me I was anemic.  I looked at him a little funny at first, but he explained it and I wasn't a bit surprised.

He also said my bad cholesterol had jumped nearly 40 pts in the last year from 96 to 132 and my good cholesterol is 1 point below normal.

My blood pressure was slightly higher than normal, but still not bad.  My blood sugar was perfectly normal.

did he say anything at all about your super-obesity?

[WalterMitty]

Wait, his doctor told him he was nutrient deprived?

I thought his indian doctors always told him he was in great shape and to not worry about losing weight?

Yes, he told me I was anemic.  I looked at him a little funny at first, but he explained it and I wasn't a bit surprised.

He also said my bad cholesterol had jumped nearly 40 pts in the last year from 96 to 132 and my good cholesterol is 1 point below normal.

My blood pressure was slightly higher than normal, but still not bad.  My blood sugar was perfectly normal.

did he say anything at all about your super-obesity?

[WalterMitty]

where is bushie today...work or napping?