Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

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Well the store doesn't open til April 1 so if you think you can go that long without eating anything more power to you.

I may spend a little bit here and there, but I'm not going to make any major Walmart runs for a little while.  Besides, I've got stuff in my freezer that I need to eat.

You do not need to eat unhealthy food just because you bought it. Give it away or simply throw it out.

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Guys, there is no way on God's green earth that Inks is better than me.  No one on this forum is better than me.  Absolutely, NOTHING and NO ONE.  I am not an idiot.  I am an extremely intelligent man.  I act 32 years old most of the time and if I don't, I act older.  My food choices are not childish.  None of my choices as an adult are childish.  I resent so strongly being insulted in that way.  I ask that you never call me a child again or any of my choices childish.

I understand your anger, but there is no way that is true and it is counterproductive for you to think it is.

[politicus]

So I assume that last night was actually your third cheat meal of the week (since you didn't say anything about making your own dinner), thus exceeding your own generous quota for cheat meals?

And I assume that whatever you bought at the store was more unhealthy stuff like bagel bits, or whatever they're called?

I did go out and have Mexican food last night.  Nothing wrong with that.

Except that the rules of your "diet" say that you can only have two "cheat meals" a week, but you're apparently having more than that.

There is absolutely no diet. 

cheat meals = no diet

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The more I see this, the more I'm convinced that everything that is said in these threads are lies. Bushie is actually a skinny, well-off atheist who owns property. He has created a persona to satirize everything yuppie conformist posters hate most; the religious right and it's followers. HockeyDude and Eraserhead are in on it. They plan to end the series by revealing the whole thing was a joke, scorn their audience's naivety, and then quietly leave as the forum becomes a pit of chaos.

That would need to be a much bigger conspiracy. Several posters have met him,  like Tmth + there are the people on his faceook.

[politicus]

I believe the Biblical literalist types generally believe the Hebrew/Greek/whatever word for wine in the Bible always means a non-alcoholic fruit beverage, which they claim was super common back then and obviously what Jesus would have been drinking.

Heretics

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are both good. I prefer the latter.

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This is going to be our "Leave it to Beaver," isn't it?

Granted, it had a nice 23 season run on this network, but it's going to somehow be even more successful there where there aren't as many competing characters.

Also, I have my doubts that's him. That's literally everything we know about him, and that is the first thing that comes up on Google when you type in political forum. I like to at least pretend he knew what his second option was. He usually does.

+ a made up thing about him being "interested in East African politics (Kenya, Uganda, South Sudan, Ethiopia, Tanzania, and Somalia)". Never heard that before.

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If their infraction schedule was implemented here we would all be banned. 20 points for calling out or attacking moderators.. Massacre.

INFRACTIONS:

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Failure to meet thread creation guidelines    2 points    1 month
Signature rule violation    5 points    1 month
Inappropriate avatar or profile picture    5 points    1 month
Bypassing or circumventing the profanity filter    5 points    6 months
Deliberately derailing threads    10 points    3 months
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Threats or incitements to violence, whether directed
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[politicus]

Hey, I just realized, why is he called Bushie if his name is Jeff Brown?

Username:

BushOklahoma

He liked Dubya