WHEN?

[Progressive]

The Hillary announcement. It's imminent, isn't it? The phantom campaign can't go on much longer, can it?

[An American Tail: Fubart Goes West]

I'm thinking that she's still waiting for April so that the campaign wouldn't have to deal with the first quarter finance stuff.

[Mr. Morden]

2-5 weeks from now:

Politico: Hillary will launch within 2-5 weeks.

[Mr. Morden]

I think the entire field should announce their candidacy on April 1 as a joke.

[Beet]

I think Jeb should divorce his wife and marry Hillary, and they will be known as Jeb and Hillary Clinton-Bush. They still start a new party called the Dynasty Party, running on the Clinton-Bush/Clinton-Bush ticket. Building up an air of inevitability to deter all challengers, they will be elected unopposed to the presidency. Clinton-Bush will place a golden crown on the head of Clinton-Bush in lieu of an inauguration. Plank 1 of the party will be that midway through their first term, Clinton-Bush will resign the presidency so that Clinton-Bush can assume the presidency. Clinton-Bush will then appoint Clinton-Bush to the vice presidency. Plank 2 will be annexation to the United Kingdom, but not before storming Buckingham Palace and deposing those usurpers the Windors. They will then of course have to repeal the Magna Carta, the charter of liberties, and all Anglo-Saxon traditions prior to the Norman conquest of 1066, and of course abolishing the Parliament. Having secured their home base, they will then invade Germany, land of the Hun, and lay waste to Hanover as punishment to the pretenders. Francis will then declare that the Clinton-Bushes rule by divine right and pass on his infallibility to them and all of their descendants, in exchange for a restoration of Roman Catholicism as the official religion of England and the Colonies.

Bill will marry Monica, and they will relocate to northern Louisiana so they can move in with the Amazing Atheist.

[heatmaster]

Then they should invade Russia, and Clinton - Bush proclaim themselves Tsar & Autocrat of all the Russia, go into China and proclaim themselves Holier China Emperor and invade Canada, declaring it the 53rd State, Cuba is 52nd State and the Jamaica the 5 1st State, so Bill can have all the weed he wants and can inhale😁😀😉

[IceSpear]

Sometime in April, but nobody knows exactly when. One thing I am sure of is that there will be a persistent media narrative about her "botched campaign rollout" the moment she does. Perhaps she will accidentally sneeze during the speech, or pronounce a word wrong?

[Frozen Sky Ever Why]

Romney didn't declare until April or May 2011 if I recall correctly.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Sometime in April, but nobody knows exactly when. One thing I am sure of is that there will be a persistent media narrative about her "botched campaign rollout" the moment she does. Perhaps she will accidentally sneeze during the speech, or pronounce a word wrong?

Nah, they'll go on about the bad astrological significance of whatever date she announces. (Astrology being about as reputable as modern press coverage.)

[SWE]

SOON

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

Hopefully never. There's no reason we need to go back to the past to find the next great president or the best way forward.

[Progressive]

Sometime in April, but nobody knows exactly when. One thing I am sure of is that there will be a persistent media narrative about her "botched campaign rollout" the moment she does. Perhaps she will accidentally sneeze during the speech, or pronounce a word wrong?

Completely agreed. The media loves to hate her. It's sick.