These results are unreal.
I'd much rather live a peaceful, affluent lifestyle surrounded by friendly Southern Evangelicals than have to deal with living in a highly impoverished area filled with crime, drugs, and and ghettoes.
Why do you assume there is no crime, poverty or drugs in these types of areas?
Shelby County Poverty rate - 6.2%
Detroit poverty rate - 44.0%
# of murders, Shelby County - 1 total
# of murders, Detroit - 386 murders per 100,000 people
(Courtesy of CityData)
I don't have data on drugs, but I bet Shelby County would be much better on that too.