Office of the Attorney General

[Blair]

Labor promised us a an end to witch hunts when they took the White House and installed this joke as our Attorney General. 

Believe me, this isn't what I saw a labor Attorney General doing

[Classic Conservative]

The Southern Shotgun Society and Militia are protesting the Attorney Generals office until he charges all members of the Communist Midwestern Party including TNF with treason and rebellion.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

The Southern Shotgun Society and Militia are protesting the Attorney Generals office until he charges all members of the Communist Midwestern Party including TNF with treason and rebellion.

are you threatening treason?

[Classic Conservative]

The Southern Shotgun Society and Militia are protesting the Attorney Generals office until he charges all members of the Communist Midwestern Party including TNF with treason and rebellion.

are you threatening treason?

No we are peacefully protesting the Attorney Generals office were allowed to under the Constitution

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

The Southern Shotgun Society and Militia are protesting the Attorney Generals office until he charges all members of the Communist Midwestern Party including TNF with treason and rebellion.

are you threatening treason?

No we are peacefully protesting the Attorney Generals office were allowed to under the Constitution

peacefully protesting with a fully armed militia?

[Classic Conservative]

The Southern Shotgun Society and Militia are protesting the Attorney Generals office until he charges all members of the Communist Midwestern Party including TNF with treason and rebellion.

are you threatening treason?

No we are peacefully protesting the Attorney Generals office were allowed to under the Constitution

peacefully protesting with a fully armed militia?

We aren't going to harm, injure or kill anybody but we're going to have a sit in.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

mhmm

[Blair]

It's treason then

[Classic Conservative]

We aren't committing treason if protesting is protected by the Constitution, and we only bringing 20 men there not including myself.

[Simfan34]

Take out the ammo

[Classic Conservative]

Take out the ammo

I will sign another statement saying that we won't bring weapons

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Formal charges have been filed against Classic Conservative.

[Classic Conservative]

Sure, me but not TNF, I'll deregister for the trouble of it, you're the ones who destroyed Atlasia not me, I was just trying to save it like Yankee but your so political that it's not funny and your the ones with all of these witchunts I'll sue you also, Thanks.

[TNF]

The People's Republic of the Midwest commends the efforts by Attorney General Al in taking on the enemies of the old Republic. If he so chooses, the Attorney General shall be given sanctuary by the PRM in the event that he is hounded out by the class enemies in Nyman. Perhaps a position as People's Commissar for Cultural Marxism shall also be offered to him in that case.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

So, Yankee is charged with fake treason...

Well everything that happens here is 'fake' is this is a game. But as far as the game is concerned, the treason he is charged with is very real.

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Why should we release the damning evidence that we have uncovered before the beginning of the trial?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Why should you be able to bring trial without presenting at least some evidence first?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Because the law says nothing to the contrary. Isn't this fun.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Because the law says nothing to the contrary. Isn't this fun.

You don't know the meaning of the word law, Traitor Al. You use the law as your cheap whore and then dispense with it as convenient. You are a traitor to this Republic several times over and no one has ever held you accountable for your actions. Why anybody in the right mind saw fit to make your Attorney General, I don't know and bore should seriously have his head examined for that. Thank god for Cris putting up at least some opposition to that farce of a confirmation hearing.

[Leinad]

Because the law says nothing to the contrary. Isn't this fun.

So probably cause doesn't exist in this game?

We aren't committing treason if protesting is protected by the Constitution, and we only bringing 20 men there not including myself.

I fully support your right to protest...but you're causing unneeded trouble for yourself by calling your organization the "Southern Shotgun Society and Milita." It's a recipe for a misunderstanding.

And even if he is violently protesting (I still don't think he is, and it's hard to prove either way in fantasyland), there's currently a governor attempting to violently overthrow the Atlasian government!!!

[Classic Conservative]

Because the law says nothing to the contrary. Isn't this fun.

So probably cause doesn't exist in this game?

We aren't committing treason if protesting is protected by the Constitution, and we only bringing 20 men there not including myself.

I fully support your right to protest...but you're causing unneeded trouble for yourself by calling your organization the "Southern Shotgun Society and Milita." It's a recipe for a misunderstanding.

And even if he is violently protesting (I still don't think he is, and it's hard to prove either way in fantasyland), there's currently a governor attempting to violently overthrow the Atlasian government!!!

Exactly but he doesn't care beacuse both TNF and Al both want to ruin everybody's fun.

[TNF]

Because the law says nothing to the contrary. Isn't this fun.

So probably cause doesn't exist in this game?

We aren't committing treason if protesting is protected by the Constitution, and we only bringing 20 men there not including myself.

I fully support your right to protest...but you're causing unneeded trouble for yourself by calling your organization the "Southern Shotgun Society and Milita." It's a recipe for a misunderstanding.

And even if he is violently protesting (I still don't think he is, and it's hard to prove either way in fantasyland), there's currently a governor attempting to violently overthrow the Atlasian government!!!

Exactly but he doesn't care beacuse both TNF and Al both want to ruin everybody's fun.

Whatever you say Jomcar

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

Formal charges have been filed against Classic Conservative.

Classic Conservative conducts a peaceful protest and you charge him with treason, TNF seeks violent overthrow of our rule of law and Atlasian Constitution and you refuse to do anything.

Charge TNF, or should Mideast law enforcement should capture him and his troops, we will

[Leinad]

From Al's impeachment trial:

Well let's see now. What's my answer going to be. Oh yes. It just so happens that I have a life outside of this game (a shocking and impeachable offense in its own right, probably) and have spent most of this Sunday away from my computer screen. Should I have filled in a permission slip of some kind first? As to your other questions, I'm not sure if I should answer them given the gross breaches of procedure in this show trial. In fact I'm not sure if I even recognise its legitimacy.

Regardless, the Rubicon has been crossed and the game is as good as dead: look around you if ou don't believe me. If it lasts in any form at all it will be an incredibly tedious affair centred around the borderline illiterate ramblings of NC Yankee and played largely by thirteen year old Young Republicans. A fate worse than death if you ask me and not a good use of the space that Dave has given us. Refusal to accept this is frankly delusional.

First of all, I'm neither 13 nor a Republican. Insults don't make your case any better.

You have a life outside this game? Great! Nothing wrong with that! But that defense is utter BS, because, as Blair pointed out, you had enough time to charge Yankee and Classic Conservative.

Do you deserve a fair trial? Of course. As much as I want to see your impeachment, rpryor and Cris are acting a little hasty to motion for a final vote. BUT, unless you come up with a better defense than the one I just blew apart in a sentence, it's a pretty clear vote. I mean, the only Senator defending you isn't actually a Senator (but he's delusional), and would be a criminal if we had a competent AG.

Also, don't forget this gem from the trial:

Know what? You utter losers can all go fyck yourselves. I resign.

Evergreen says it best:

[ZuWo]

I thought we'd already reached the low point but apparently the incompetence of this administration knows no bounds.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Please please please. Incompetence? Outrageous! Malice possibly, incompetence never.