From Al's impeachment trial:
Well let's see now. What's my answer going to be. Oh yes. It just so happens that I have a life outside of this game (a shocking and impeachable offense in its own right, probably) and have spent most of this Sunday away from my computer screen. Should I have filled in a permission slip of some kind first? As to your other questions, I'm not sure if I should answer them given the gross breaches of procedure in this show trial. In fact I'm not sure if I even recognise its legitimacy.
Regardless, the Rubicon has been crossed and the game is as good as dead: look around you if ou don't believe me. If it lasts in any form at all it will be an incredibly tedious affair centred around the borderline illiterate ramblings of NC Yankee and played largely by thirteen year old Young Republicans. A fate worse than death if you ask me and not a good use of the space that Dave has given us. Refusal to accept this is frankly delusional.
First of all, I'm neither 13 nor a Republican. Insults don't make your case any better.
You have a life outside this game? Great! Nothing wrong with that! But that defense is utter BS, because, as Blair pointed out, you had enough time to charge Yankee and Classic Conservative.
Do you deserve a fair trial? Of course. As much as I want to see your impeachment, rpryor and Cris are acting a little hasty to motion for a final vote. BUT, unless you come up with a better defense than the one I just blew apart in a sentence, it's a pretty clear vote. I mean, the only Senator defending you isn't actually a Senator (but he's delusional), and would be a criminal if we had a competent AG.
Also, don't forget this gem from the trial:
Know what? You utter losers can all go fyck yourselves. I resign.
Evergreen says it best:
