What should the campaign slogans be?

[retromike22]

What should the campaign slogans be? They can be serious slogans or unserious, like mine:

Clinton: I told you so.
Perry: Oops we did it again!

[Bojack Horseman]

Cruz: BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI! BENGHAZI!

[MadmanMotley]

Bush: I'm not my brother.

[dmmidmi]

Clinton: Yes, they deserve one more *ss kicking
Christie: Come on...do I look like a petty, vindictive bully to you?

[MurrayBannerman]

Clinton: Yes, they deserve one more *ss kicking
Christie: Come on...do I look like a petty, vindictive bully to you?

Christie: Go **** yourself

[Bandit3 the Worker]

Here's a list of possible Republican slogans...

"Fighting yesterday's battles tomorrow."

"We'll do to the country what we've already done to the country."

"Because adulterers are fun."

"We're the elephant in the room."

"One more chance? Please???"

"Number one in people freezin'."

"Because we say so."

"Building a bridge to the 12th century."

"Return to idiocy."

"No you won't."

"Keeping your kids safe from drugs by supporting Big Pharma."

"It's not fascism when we do it."

"Head for the mountains. It's Bush."

"We lie all the way to the bank."

"G-R-A-F-T!"

"You deserve a fake today."

"Had enough? Too bad!"

"In your guts, you know we're nuts!"

"It's morning in America. So we woke you up with a jackhammer."

"Spill, baby, spill!"

"It only takes 5 Supreme Court Justices for us to win."

"Let's close the book on libraries."

"Ax the facts."

"Taxed Enough Already - which is why we support a national sales tax."

"Every king a king."

"Just for the waste of it."

"We sell no whine before its time."

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Bush: I'm not my brother.

They likely might just say Jeb since Jeb Bush is a little redundant anyways.

[The Other Castro]

O'Malley: Can I be VP?

[Sumner 1868]

All of the slogans suggested so far might lead to the one chance Greens and Libertarians have of overtaking the two parties.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Clinton:

WOMEN POWER ALL THE WAY !!
WOMEN UBER ALLES !!
STOP THE SEXISM !! VOTE HILLARY !!
EDUCATION! HEALTHCARE! LOWER TAXES!
BRING BACK BILL!
I CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS, ESPECIALLY WOMEN!!
WOMEN! WOMEN! WOMEN!

Bush:

COLUMBA IS HISPANIC, YA KNOW?
LET'S WIN HISPANICS!
I AM NOT GEORGE!
GEORGE WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT!
WE NEED A COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE AGAIN!

Walker:

A STRONG CONSERVATIVE MESSAGE FOR A STRONG AMERICA!
YOU DON'T NEED A COLLEGE DEGREE TO WIN IN THE 21ST CENTURY!
I WON THREE TIMES IN FOUR YEARS IN A STATE THAT HASN'T VOTED REPUBLICAN SINCE 1984!
CONSERVATISM CAN WORK!

Paul:

LIBERTY WILL PREVAIL!
LET'S BRING COMMON SENSE BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

Webb (I'm just doing this for IceSpear )

HILLARY CLINTON IS NOT INEVITABLE!
DEMOCRATS NEED A REAL ALTERNATIVE!
NOBODY DESERVES A CORONATION!
HILLARY HAS NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS!
WEBB 2016 AND THE SOUTH WILL BE SOLID D AGAIN!

Cruz:

BENGHAZI!
MILLIONS OF CONSERVATIVES STAYES HOME IN 2012!
WE ARE GOING TO LANDSLIDE THIS THING. CRUZ 2016!
ONLY A REAL CONSERVATIVE CAN WIN AGAIN!

Christie:

I'M A UNITOR!
WASHINGTON DOESNT NEED "BUSINESS AS USUAL" POLITICIANS! IT NEEDS POLITICIANS WHO CAN BUILD BRIDGES LIKE ME!

The funniest ones are
GEORGE WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT!
BENGHAZI!
WASHINGTON DOESNT NEED "BUSINESS AS USUAL" POLITICIANS! IT NEEDS POLITICIANS WHO CAN BUILD BRIDGES LIKE ME!
COLUMBA IS HISPANIC, YA KNOW?