Mitt Romney to Fight in Boxing Match Against Evander Holyfield!
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« on: March 16, 2015, 05:18:30 PM »
« edited: May 15, 2015, 02:04:40 PM by retromike22 »

http://www.sltrib.com/news/2248523-155/rolly-mitt-romney-is-preparing-for

In fact, Romney is slated to fight former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield in the marquis event during a several-bout evening at the Rail Event Center near the Union Pacific Depot in Salt Lake City on May 15.

"It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious," Romney quipped in an interview recently. "It won't be much of a fight. We'll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit."


Update: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/05/mitt-romney-harry-reid-boxing-match-challenge-117995.html?hp=r3_4
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2015, 05:24:08 PM »

http://www.sltrib.com/news/2248523-155/rolly-mitt-romney-is-preparing-for

In fact, Romney is slated to fight former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield in the marquis event during a several-bout evening at the Rail Event Center near the Union Pacific Depot in Salt Lake City on May 15.

"It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious," Romney quipped in an interview recently. "It won't be much of a fight. We'll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit."


Once he is in the ring Holyfield will forget about this deal and hit him as hard as he can.

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2015, 05:24:19 PM »

what
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2015, 05:28:08 PM »

If Romney actually get's in a punch, I'll take back any negative thoughts I've ever had about him and write-in his name in 2016.
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2015, 05:42:54 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2015, 05:43:46 PM »

Not presidential.
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2015, 06:33:36 PM »

Nice man.
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2015, 07:44:19 PM »

If presidential candidates campaigned by getting into boxing matches with each other, I guarantee that we would have 100% voluntary voting very quickly.
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2015, 08:03:08 PM »

I'd rather pay to see Mitt Romney versus Rick Perry. In lieu of a bell ringing, Mitt would put his hand condescendingly on Rick's shoulder and repeatedly interrupt him.
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2015, 08:32:39 PM »

If Romney's gonna box anyone, I'd prefer it be Reid. For the lulz. Otherwise I'd prefer such matches be between younger Pubs.
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2015, 09:11:11 PM »

I'm genuinely unsure if I believe this is real.
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2015, 09:22:13 PM »

I'm genuinely unsure if I believe this is real.
Mormons have a different calendar, so today is their April Fool's.
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2015, 09:22:15 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2015, 09:31:46 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2015, 10:58:19 PM »

Holyfield doesn't stand a chance.

I feel sorry for poor Evander.
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2015, 10:59:39 PM »

All is forgiven.

Romney 2016.
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2015, 11:22:20 PM »

Anyone making bets?
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2015, 11:33:08 PM »

I'm genuinely unsure if I believe this is real.
Mormons have a different calendar, so today is their April Fool's.

What.
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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2015, 12:06:59 AM »

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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2015, 12:34:16 AM »

I'd rather pay to see Mitt Romney versus Rick Perry. In lieu of a bell ringing, Mitt would put his hand condescendingly on Rick's shoulder and repeatedly interrupt him.

No they should have a wrestling match since it involves a three-count instead of a ten-count.
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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2015, 01:31:13 AM »

I'm genuinely unsure if I believe this is real.
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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2015, 01:05:39 PM »

Clearly he's been studying the rise of the leader of the Liberal Party of Canada http://storage.stcatharinesstandard.ca/v1/blogs-prod-photos/8/c/5/9/f/8c59f5acbd9bb5d8c0498c1685df5ddc.jpg?stmp=1333376145
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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2015, 01:22:12 PM »

There will be a livestream of this, I trust.
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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2015, 08:16:55 PM »

There will be a livestream of this, I trust.

I'm sure someone will film.
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