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NAME OF PARTY: Fianna Fáil

COUNTRY: Ireland

AFFILIATED ORGANIZATIONS:

Ógra Fianna Fáil

IDEOLOGY: Populism, cute hoorism, gombeenism, gobshite nationalism.

INTERNATIONAL AFFILIATION: Liberal International.

OFFICIAL COLOR(S) Green.

OFFICIAL SYMBOL: A Fianna Fáil bigwig fixing a job for a relative (c/o Flann O'Brien).

OFFICIAL MOTTO: The Republican Party

OFFICIAL PUBLICATION: The Irish Independent.

POLITICAL POSITION: Shure the other lot'd be no better.

POLITICAL PROGRAM: As the natural party of government, ideologically we will be of no fixed abode but will endeavour to courageously slash taxes while spending piles of money on election sweetener handouts, grease the property market into a state of constant orgasm and Dev willing remain in office perpetually. Aim to lose by-elections by hilarious margins whenever possible.

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