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« on: March 20, 2015, 03:33:43 PM »


Quote from: HockeyDude on March 20, 2015, 06:04:10 AM
The entirety of Atlas is a gay thread.  As a straight, I live in perpetual fear of imminent ban for my love of the wymyns.

As a long time supporter of heterosexual equality, I wanted to create a place where members of our small but outspoken straight community could feel welcome. Feel free to use this thread as a place for straight discussion without fear of discrimination or oppression from the PAPOY bullies. You can even post pictures of hot ladies you find attractive, since I'm sure that's what most of you think about 24/7 Smiley

The password to get in is: "Angelina Jolie."
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2015, 03:35:47 PM »
This is a disaster waiting to happen.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2015, 03:36:24 PM »


YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2015, 03:38:09 PM »
« Edited: March 20, 2015, 03:56:39 PM by Torie »
"You can even post pictures of hot ladies you find attractive."

No, you really can't. DAVE deleted the hot guys and women threads in Off Topic, even digging into back pages where I had buried them (well the hot guys one), to try to save them at least for the archives. And absent any salacious pics, alas I suspect this thread is going to be an exercise in ennui. Face it, the gays around here get a lot more action. Deal with it.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2015, 03:40:58 PM »
« Edited: March 20, 2015, 03:43:12 PM by Lief 🐋 »
thank you for opening this safe space where straight Atlasians and their allies can meet and discuss relevant issues
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2015, 03:55:37 PM »
Let's not.
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2015, 04:04:57 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2015, 04:16:01 PM »
it's okay Antonio, it's safe here, you don't have to be ashamed
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2015, 04:21:01 PM »
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to censor myself in the name of political correctness. Heterosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord (Leviticus 18:22). This lifestyle choice is unacceptable, and if you don't change your ways, an eternity of suffering awaits. You can still acheive salvation if you repent and ask Jesus for forgiveness.

Bless you all,
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2015, 04:34:15 PM »
It is graight to be straight!
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2015, 05:07:18 PM »

You can always necro the Decency Crimes Self-Reporting Thread to counteract our perversions.
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2015, 05:08:36 PM »
Nothing says straight like men in speedos.
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2015, 05:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Former Moderate on March 20, 2015, 05:08:36 PM
Nothing says straight like men in speedos.

Surrounded by the ladies, moderate!  Atlas might not know this, but often in this world the opposing genders get mostly naked (or even fully naked!) in close proximity.  Some say this is even a necessary thing for humanity, but they've been banned so we will never know for sure.
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2015, 05:14:01 PM »
Quote from: Former Moderate on March 20, 2015, 05:08:36 PM
Nothing says straight like men in speedos.

Politicus is a straight woman.
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2015, 05:15:02 PM »


More to the point she is European.

Also
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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2015, 05:15:13 PM »
I support this thread and the movement to accept those of you who are heterosexual.

But if I'm being honest, I'd prefer any kids I have grow up to be queer. I just think it would make their lives easier.
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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2015, 05:54:58 PM »
Quote from: Thomas D on March 20, 2015, 05:15:13 PM
I support this thread and the movement to accept those of you who are heterosexual.

But if I'm being honest, I'd prefer any kids I have grow up to be queer. I just think it would make their lives easier.

As do I

But I'm not gonna lie, something just puts me at unease when I see a man and a woman just totally snogging, eating their faces,...it feels so unnautral
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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2015, 06:39:33 PM »
Quote from: L.D. Smith, Knight of Appalachia on March 20, 2015, 05:54:58 PM
Quote from: Thomas D on March 20, 2015, 05:15:13 PM
I support this thread and the movement to accept those of you who are heterosexual.

But if I'm being honest, I'd prefer any kids I have grow up to be queer. I just think it would make their lives easier.

As do I

But I'm not gonna lie, something just puts me at unease when I see a man and a woman just totally snogging, eating their faces,...it feels so unnautral


I've heard rumors that sometimes when men and women have sexual relations, it can cause a woman to grow a tumor for 9 months. After it's removed, it develops consciousness and the government requires them to take care of the conscious tumor for a minimum of 18 YEARS.
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« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2015, 06:46:46 PM »
What's next?  Threads for bisexuals and asexuals?  I oppose any attempt at forum-sponsored segregation of the sexualities.
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« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2015, 06:47:16 PM »
Quote from: retromike22 on March 20, 2015, 06:39:33 PM
Quote from: L.D. Smith, Knight of Appalachia on March 20, 2015, 05:54:58 PM
Quote from: Thomas D on March 20, 2015, 05:15:13 PM
I support this thread and the movement to accept those of you who are heterosexual.

But if I'm being honest, I'd prefer any kids I have grow up to be queer. I just think it would make their lives easier.

As do I

But I'm not gonna lie, something just puts me at unease when I see a man and a woman just totally snogging, eating their faces,...it feels so unnautral


I've heard rumors that sometimes when men and women have sexual relations, it can cause a woman to grow a tumor for 9 months. After it's removed, it develops consciousness and the government requires them to take care of the conscious tumor for a minimum of 18 YEARS.

Twice that in Oklahoma.
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« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2015, 07:27:07 PM »
  You breeders make me sick! 

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« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2015, 07:38:02 PM »
     Now this is my kind of thread! Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2015, 08:17:56 PM »
I know this pic may offend some of you, but LOVE is LOVE.



You go straight boy! Have pride in that different-gender kiss!
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« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2015, 08:19:40 PM »
Quote from: retromike22 on March 20, 2015, 08:17:56 PM
I know this pic may offend some of you, but LOVE is LOVE.



You go straight boy! Have pride in that different-gender kiss!

Disgusting. How dare you pollute the forum with this smut. Reported.
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« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2015, 08:20:34 PM »
Quote from: retromike22 on March 20, 2015, 08:17:56 PM
I know this pic may offend some of you, but LOVE is LOVE.



You go straight boy! Have pride in that different-gender kiss!


Petition to call gay "straight" and straight "different gendered" at punishment of permaban for non-compliance.

x HockeyDude
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