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« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2015, 08:23:51 PM »
Now for a poll to my different gendereds.

Should a man still be opening the doors for the lady on a different gendered date?  

I think yes.  It's polite when the one who has a biological disposition towards upper body strength exerts force with his arms for the other.  Kind of like if me and my girl were eating walnuts I would expect her to crush them with her thighs for me.  
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« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2015, 08:29:30 PM »
Quote from: Polls_PuffPass on March 20, 2015, 08:21:29 PM
That picture of two cisgendered sex normative fiends could make somebody violently ill. Where has social justice gone?

Reported for insensitivity.  There is nothing in that pic to suggest they are cisgendered. 

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« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2015, 08:31:37 PM »
Men should always hold open a door for a lady.
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« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2015, 09:51:06 PM »
The person who gets to the door first should hold it open for those behind them.(Not a reactionary)
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« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2015, 10:52:24 PM »
Finally someone who understands the Homosexual Agenda! They're Real, They'll Squeal, and They'll impose their Man/Woman Stealing lifestyle on all of us!
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« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2015, 10:52:28 PM »
Quote from: HockeyDude on March 20, 2015, 08:20:34 PM
Petition to call gay "straight" and straight "different gendered" at punishment of permaban for non-compliance.

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It never made sense to me what is called "straight."  If you take something straight it is all one kind of thing.  It should be "mixed"/"mixing" or something like that.
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« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2015, 11:11:31 PM »
Quote from: shua on March 20, 2015, 10:52:28 PM
Quote from: HockeyDude on March 20, 2015, 08:20:34 PM
Petition to call gay "straight" and straight "different gendered" at punishment of permaban for non-compliance.

x HockeyDude



It never made sense to me what is called "straight."  If you take something straight it is all one kind of thing.  It should be "mixed"/"mixing" or something like that.

Crooked maybe?
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« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2015, 01:55:37 AM »
« Edited: March 21, 2015, 02:14:13 AM by Sawx, King in the North »
When you successfully avoid someone you used to talk to but cut off a while ago
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« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2015, 04:01:09 AM »
What is the deal with vaginas anyway? amirite, guys?
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« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2015, 08:56:16 AM »
Quote from: CrabCake on March 21, 2015, 04:01:09 AM
What is the deal with vaginas anyway? amirite, guys?



What do you mean?  Considering the function I wouldn't really expect them to look or feel any different.  Taste and smell is a different story, but that's often up to her, no?
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« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2015, 09:05:52 AM »
Retromike started this thread? Gay paternalism!
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« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2015, 04:59:45 PM »
Quote from: Governor Simfan34 on March 21, 2015, 09:05:52 AM
Retromike started this thread? Gay paternalism!

Sim, I think a rundown of your bow tie collection would fit right in with this thread.
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« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2015, 05:01:57 PM »
Quote from: Thomas D on March 20, 2015, 08:31:37 PM
Men should always hold open a door for a lady.
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« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2015, 05:04:20 PM »
Quote from: HockeyDude on March 21, 2015, 08:56:16 AM
Quote from: CrabCake on March 21, 2015, 04:01:09 AM
What is the deal with vaginas anyway? amirite, guys?



What do you mean?  Considering the function I wouldn't really expect them to look or feel any different.  Taste and smell is a different story, but that's often up to her, no?

Yeah, but what is the deal with them? You know what I'm talking about fellas *wink*
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« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2015, 04:59:20 PM »
Sexuality is not a reality, but a fantasy concocted by the Fortune 500 companies to sell products, divide people, and rule the globe. I will not take part in your capitalist plot.
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« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2015, 05:06:06 PM »
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« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2015, 05:25:45 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2015, 05:27:14 PM »
« Edited: March 23, 2015, 05:34:53 PM by Charlotte Hebdo »


or the PC version with bad rhymes:
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« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2015, 04:55:40 PM »
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« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2015, 05:34:30 PM »

Why would a straight pride parade be mono-gendered?
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« Reply #45 on: March 25, 2015, 05:37:16 PM »
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« Reply #46 on: March 25, 2015, 05:41:05 PM »

Because this forum has very few women.
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« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2015, 05:49:35 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2015, 11:43:30 PM »
This thread is not as bad as I expected.

Note on the half-serious topic: I was raised to hold up doors for women, but I make a conscious effort to not overdo it. Holding up the door for someone coming behind you is basic courtesy, but running around women to do it as if they aren't capable of even opening a fricking door is kind of patronizing.
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« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2015, 01:55:15 PM »
http://www.upworthy.com/what-happens-when-a-straight-guy-pretends-to-come-out-to-his-parents-comedy-gold?c=huf1

Anyone want to share coming out as straight stories?
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