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« on: March 21, 2015, 09:58:19 AM »
« edited: March 31, 2015, 11:20:13 PM by t_host1 »

 
 The extended deadline for Islam/Iran to eliminate, to forget about it; death to Israel, death to America, western culture of infidel’s must convert, are, the years of ideological requirement, denials, expended human and currency resources for its quest of a nuclear bomb, must be renounced on the 31st of March 2015.
 
 On behalf of the Obama ideal, the Democrat progressed premise, John Kerry – a Vietnam War Veteran has negotiated your presence.

 What is your order of importance? Not negotiable at the top thru negotiable at the bottom. Where is your red line?

 It is assumed that the Kerry-Clinton/Obama/Jaret/ team have something to negotiate with. What will it be that Islam will accept/take and Honor not to build the bomb and recognize the standing of Western Culture?

 You Had One Week to Think About It.
1.   Guilt
2.   Food and Shelter
3.   Netflix’s
4.   National debt
5.   Night Court
6.   Sexual Identity
7.   Toilet Paper
8.   Entitlement
9.   Weaponry/Ammo
10.   Vengeance
11.   Craft Beer
12.   Education
13.   Republic Governance
14.   Chocolate
15.   9 Point Touchdowns
16.   Combustion
17.   Rap
18.   Communication
19.   Love
20.   Speech
21.   Gitmo
22.   Environment
23.   Ideology
24.   Law
25.   Grand ol’ Opry
26.   Mutual Destruction
27.   Faith
28.   Drugs
29.   Unions/Bureaucrat’s
30.   Courage
31.   Currency Reserve
32.   Health
33.   Natural Resource’s
34.   Trust
35.   Language
36.   Neighbor
37.   Skill
38.   Property
39.   Commitment
40.   Happiness

 April 1st, having your order in order helps when the joke is on you. This year’s joke likely is going to be a bomb.  Kind of deep, in reality, when the disruptor appears, arrives - - - you’re late.



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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2015, 10:00:48 AM »

i Purple heart u thost
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2015, 10:11:50 AM »

Craft Beer below Netflix's? I don't want to live in that world.
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2015, 11:08:35 AM »


this proves t_host is a literate follower of the NFL.  the rules committee is debating the possibility of "9 point touchdowns" in order to incentive teams to attempt more 2-point conversions.
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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2015, 11:39:47 AM »


this proves t_host is a literate follower of the NFL.  the rules committee is debating the possibility of "9 point touchdowns" in order to incentive teams to attempt more 2-point conversions.

NOT IN MY AMERICA
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2015, 11:30:43 AM »

Where is thou jao?
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2015, 12:30:31 PM »

Translation?
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2015, 06:55:14 PM »

I can try.

You are meeting with the leaders of Iran. You have to convince them to end their nuclear program by March 31st. Arrange the following things in the order based on how willing you are to give them up, from non-negotiable to most negotiable.

For example, t_host has listed happiness at number 40 and guilt at number 1. This means its first offer to Iran would be to eliminate happiness in the US in return for Iran's cooperation. Guilt, on the other hand, is not even on the table. t_host understands that America needs its guilt more than anything else on the list.

The meeting surpasses all expectations and the Iranians agree to end their nuclear program forever. But wait, April Fools! They already had a nuke the whole time! You made massive concessions to Iran and they stabbed you in the back! On April the first no less! Kind of poetic when you think about it.
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« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2015, 08:48:27 PM »

We give them up Andrew Cuomo and the deal is made.
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2015, 08:53:49 PM »

t_host1:
What does the t stand for?
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2015, 09:34:35 PM »

This list reminds me of:

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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2015, 12:51:00 AM »
« Edited: March 24, 2015, 12:59:25 AM by t_host1 »

I can try.

You are meeting with the leaders of Iran. You have to convince them to end their nuclear program by March 31st. Arrange the following things in the order based on how willing you are to give them up, from non-negotiable to most negotiable.

For example, t_host has listed happiness at number 40 and guilt at number 1. This means its first offer to Iran would be to eliminate happiness in the US in return for Iran's cooperation. Guilt, on the other hand, is not even on the table. t_host understands that America needs its guilt more than anything else on the list.

The meeting surpasses all expectations and the Iranians agree to end their nuclear program forever. But wait, April Fools! They already had a nuke the whole time! You made massive concessions to Iran and they stabbed you in the back! On April the first no less! Kind of poetic when you think about it.
Good summation.
 The list wasn’t initialed -bookend with guilt and happiness, unknowingly completed with the target being 40 once I crossed the 30 threshold. Pushing things in from top, bottom and all in between in a mostly random order is just how it worked out, it was the devil in me that choose the 1 and 40 slot to stay as is.
 There is one other thing that is not on the list that is most on the minds of people I think, when asked,  “what is most important to them”; in all cultures in the abstract, it is the nuclei of what is above the red line.

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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2015, 06:41:51 AM »

thost_1 has the best posting style since The Fallen One.  That's quite a compliment.  Anyway I'll concede Texas but not Chipotle.  So there.
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2015, 10:29:52 AM »

He's also paying homage to Night Court, which we can all agree was a pretty tight show

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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2015, 07:51:18 AM »

thost_1 has the best posting style since The Fallen One.  That's quite a compliment.  Anyway I'll concede Texas but not Chipotle.  So there.

 Cross-referencing, that would be chocolate above property.

 I’m thinking the anti-nuke crowd picketing, protesting outside the “no nukes for Iran talks” with their fundraising table set-up with glow in the dark chocolate for sale.
 It is fascinating with all the protests gathering in strength that the media isn’t, with its public good ideal, helping out with the anti-nuke chocolate sales - go figure.

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« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2015, 07:57:34 AM »

I've never been so excited about April Fool's Day since I was a little kid.
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« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2015, 07:04:10 PM »

t_host not liking rap makes me sad.
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« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2015, 10:11:29 PM »


 angry, keeping calm is good. If it helps, I find it brilliant that you were able to conclude that I do not like rap.
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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2015, 09:15:31 AM »

 It appears that the fundamentalist of the Obama doctrine have decided to be more transparent than in the past.

1. If you do not like the doctor, we will keep the doctor.
2. If you do not like the plan, we will keep the plan.
3. Every country is guaranteed 2500 dead. Pre-orders already being accepted; Libya, Iraq, Yemen, Nigeria…
4. All pre-ambitions must be accepted.

A two week extension is said to be on order for the order to get in order their order. However, best your order be in order by the 31st.  


  
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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2015, 11:19:42 PM »

So.....?
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« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2015, 04:07:46 AM »

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