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morgieb
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« on: March 26, 2015, 06:00:32 PM »
Freedom Site, obviously. Anyone who votes otherwise ought to be banned.
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 06:51:34 PM »
FS.
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 08:25:36 PM »
They owe Bushie millions in royalties.
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2015, 10:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on March 26, 2015, 08:25:36 PM
They owe Bushie millions in royalties.
In Zimbabwean dollars?
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 10:33:53 PM »
I own a copy of their Atlas of the world.
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Grumpier Than Thou
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2015, 10:37:44 PM »
I have compiled a list of 24 Onion articles that I just laughed so hard at that there are literal tears in my eyes. Enjoy.

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

Kim Jong-Il's Approval Rating Plummets To 120%

Sudanese 14 Year Old Has Midlife Crisis

Mormon Family Trying To Ignore Dog's Huge Boner

School Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested

Ceiling Fan's One Burning Ambition To Come Loose And Murder Everyone In Denny's

Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids

God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy

Mumford And Sons Can't Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas

Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality

African-American Neighborhood Terrorized By Ask Murderer

New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love

Free-Thinking Cat Sh-ts Outside The Box

I'm Like A Chocoholic But For Booze

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Redskins' Kike Owner Refuses To Change Team's Offensive Name

National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue

Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules

Supreme Court Overturns Car

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2015, 08:18:19 PM »
HP in protest at their paywall
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2015, 08:27:43 PM »
Freedom Site.  However, they were funnier when they were only publishing weekly.  Here's a decent column from 2013 on how it's changed in recent years:

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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2015, 01:03:30 PM »
The Onion once again brings valuable tips to you impecunious and humpbacked losers.....pay attention.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2015, 01:41:02 PM »
Too true.
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2015, 04:03:18 PM »
FS obviously

Quote from: Carpetbagger on March 26, 2015, 10:33:53 PM
I own a copy of their Atlas of the world.
"Our Dumb World" was one of the best things The Onion ever made
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Ban my account ffs!
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2015, 12:30:09 AM »
I love it.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2015, 01:13:59 PM »
This might look promising for a certain someone.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2015, 11:17:08 AM »
Looks like they found out about Phil today Wink
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Dancing with Myself
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2015, 12:29:04 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/article/song-about-heroin-used-to-advertise-bank-1489b

One of my favorites.
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« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2015, 03:58:23 PM »
Freedom Site, easily.  Sometimes, it's hard to distinguish them from real news.
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darthebearnc
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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2015, 08:08:00 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2015, 03:41:15 AM »
clickhole is better
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2015, 12:48:40 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/video/brain-dead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-t-27225

Oh my God Cheesy
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bagelman
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« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2015, 01:50:33 PM »
HS. Used to be much better but now includes sponsored articles and videos that play without permission.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2015, 02:37:21 PM »
Fitting for many Atlasians

http://www.theonion.com/article/autopsy-determines-total-losers-corpse-contained-n-35852?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus
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« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2015, 02:52:36 PM »

removed bothersome tracking from link
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Atlas Has Shrugged
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« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2015, 11:10:39 PM »
Never disappoints.
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« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2015, 05:08:30 PM »
FS, and so is its Dutch equivalent De Speld ("The Pin"), which is equally epic.
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