Who would star in a Bushie biopic?

[Thunderbird is the word]

I like BK's story about Bushie, BRTD, Joe Republic and Torie being caught in a Hangover scenario. IN that I remember Bushie being played by Milton from Office Space.

Lmfao, that I gotta see

[Indy Texas]

Stepen Root is the only right answer.

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Maybe as Papa Bushie

I maintain that I've always envisioned Papa Bushie as a rangy, taciturn product of hardscrabble, High Plains raisin'...something like Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men.



Granny, meanwhile, well, we'll have to resurrect Irene Ryan for that role...

[King]

It would, sadly, be turned into a Jonah Hill vehicle.

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I like BK's story about Bushie, BRTD, Joe Republic and Torie being caught in a Hangover scenario. IN that I remember Bushie being played by Milton from Office Space.

Lmfao, that I gotta see

Here's a movie idea:

After one failure too many, and his family tired of helping him out, BushOK (played by the actor who was Milton from Office Space) is kicked out of his parent's home and forced to make due on his own. Helpless, he pleads for help from the forum. Torie (George Clooney, or maybe Sean Connery if he can hide the accent) sees the post and takes pity, and decides what Bushie really needs is a damatic change of pace to loosen him up and change his outlook on life; Torie decides he'll meet up with him and take him to Las Vegas for a crazy weekend.

On the flight, through sheer happenstance they end up sitting next to BRTD (Zach Galifianakis), en route to the unexpectedly relocated Dude Fest. Torie decides that he and Bushie will attend the first night along with BRTD; BushOK gets overwhelmed with the music so the three decide to go to a nearby bar and let him cool down for a bit. At the bar, the trio recognizes none other than Joe Republic (James Franco), who curiously but cautiously takes a moment to step away from his friends and meet these fellow forum denizens.

BushOK leaves to go to the restroom, and as he's washing his hands he's approached by a drug dealer, offering to sell him coke. Naively assuming that this is just a fancy and friendly Las Vegas restroom attendant offering him a soda, he proclaims that he'll take one, only a twelve ounce Coke please. At the bemused reaction from the dealer, Bush asks to see it (he is beginning to doubt the man actually has a soda to give him).  He discreetly displays to Bush twelve bags of a white powder. Wait, Bushie realizes, this is one of those illegal drugs, not Coca Cola! Panicking, he stumbles into the dealer and knocks the baggies everywhere- powder spills onto the grimy floor, into the sink and urinals, one bag even exploding in the air releasing a fine mist of cocaine everywhere.

The dealer becomes enraged, threatening Bush, who quickly mumbles that his three friends can help him. The dealer meets the entire group outside, and they aren't putting forward thousands of dollars just because Bushie tripped. The irritated dealer fires some shots but they manage to escape, although they're now being actively pursued by the dealer's associates- the largest mob in Vegas.

How will they get that money? Will they manage to work together? Exactly how pissed off will Joe Republic be!? Hilarity ensues!

(tl;dr: kinda a forum version of the Hangover with Torie, BRTD, BushOK, and Joe Republic).

[Dr. Cynic]

Daniel Day-Lewis is the only actor who could really give it the performance it deserves.  Just give him a few months to put on the additional 200 pounds.

Hell, I'd do it. I'm a lot cheaper.