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« on: March 30, 2015, 06:22:00 PM »

Per an email from my cousin, via my paternal great grandmother (whose ancestors I knew absolutely nothing about, including their names), I am a descendent of a witch, burned at the stake at Salem for her "crimes." The clan has been causing trouble ever since! Thank you.
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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2015, 06:25:41 PM »

Per an email from my cousin, via my paternal great grandmother (whose ancestors I knew absolutely nothing about, including their names), I am a descendent of a witch, burned at the stake at Salem for her "crimes." The clan has been causing trouble ever since! Thank you.

Well that explains why you are such a big fanny bandit!
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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2015, 06:54:27 PM »

Per an email from my cousin, via my paternal great grandmother (whose ancestors I knew absolutely nothing about, including their names), I am a descendent of a witch, burned at the stake at Salem for her "crimes." The clan has been causing trouble ever since! Thank you.

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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2015, 07:37:47 PM »

Which liberal activist judge posthumously exonerated this evildoer?  Angry
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2015, 09:26:37 PM »

I'll be completely honest, at first glance I thought this thread title was "Torie expired"
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2015, 06:14:10 AM »

I think all of our hats are off to Sarah Wildes and her posterity.  Happily, fornication remains a thriving tradition despite grievously unjust attempts to punish it.  Does the family still like silk scarves?  Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2015, 07:38:16 AM »

Per an email from my cousin, via my paternal great grandmother (whose ancestors I knew absolutely nothing about, including their names), I am a descendent of a witch, burned at the stake at Salem for her "crimes." The clan has been causing trouble ever since! Thank you.

WTF, Torie, they were all hung, not burned.  I knew that before reading your Wiki link.  Roll Eyes

Anyway, go visit Salem some time.  Cool town.
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2015, 08:15:50 AM »

I'll be completely honest, at first glance I thought this thread title was "Torie expired"

That wouldn't exactly be news would it?  After all wasn't the whole reason he relocated to that quiet New York hamlet was to conceal the fact he is now a zombie?
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2015, 01:12:27 PM »

...Makes a lot of sense actually.
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2015, 01:18:24 PM »
« Edited: April 01, 2015, 01:32:00 PM by Torie »


I find in the same branch of the family tree that I am related to another most interesting woman - Emily Dickenson, my 4th cousin 5 times removed. A "closer" relative is her grandfather, Samuel Dickenson, the founder of Amherst College, a second cousin, 7 times removed. Smiley

I feel quite honored by your new screen name and avatar btw. Not sure what I did to deserve it. Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2015, 11:36:39 PM »

This explains why you imbibe so much kush.
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2015, 11:43:19 PM »

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