Eine traurige Nachricht für euch

[RIP :-(]

I am a good friend from the person you know as Tender Bransen.

Tender Bransen, a week ago, jumped in front of a train.

He left a letter behind and asked me in it to notice you.

It is a sad time for all of us who knew him :-(

[Sumner 1868]

And who you are, if I may ask?

[Joe Republic]

HAHA APRIL F00Lz YOU GUYS

MADE YOU THINK I WAS DEAD.  YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES

[politicus]

I am a good friend from the person you know as Tender Bransen.

Tender Bransen, a week ago, jumped in front of a train.

He left a letter behind and asked me in it to notice you.

It is a sad time for all of us who knew him :-(

Sick joke, Tender

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

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rest in peace

[Grumpier Than Thou]

damn this is a f--ked up joke

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Petition to ban Tender.

X Sanchez.

[TNF]

Well, on the plus side, now all of his captives can finally make their way to the surface to freedom.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

this isn't funny. does anybody know tender's real name?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

If this is a joke, it isn't funny.  If it isn't a joke, then it's very sad.

[Antonio the Sixth]

This is not funny.

[Gustaf]

These things are generally not true and it is April 1st. Has Tender been away for a week without notice before? I feel like he's always here.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I also hope Tender will be banned immediately for creating a sock.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

I'm starting to get worried. I know it's April Fool's and everything, but the fact that he hasn't logged on in a week is disturbing. If someone really wanted to make a joke about it, they'd probably realise what a terrible idea it was if they had a week to ruminate about it...

[Gustaf]

A pretty likely possibility is of course that someone else noticed Tender's absence and did this as a joke.

[angus]

this isn't funny. does anybody know tender's real name?

Tender Branson is an anagram of his real name, Banned Snorter.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

If this is not a joke, then this is incredibly sad.  If it is some kind of sick joke than Tender should be permabanned immediately.  This is Yates level ed up if it is Tender's idea of an April Fools prank.

[Senator Cris]

If this is a joke, it isn't funny.  If it isn't a joke, then it's very sad.

[TNF]

If this is not a joke, then this is incredibly sad.  If it is some kind of sick joke than Tender should be permabanned immediately.  This is Yates level ed up if it is Tender's idea of an April Fools prank.

On what grounds? I can get banning him for a few months for creating a sock, but a permaban for what looks like an April Fool's joke seems a little steep.

[Sumner 1868]

I hope this is some sick joke and not the truth.

The fact that this supposed person waits an entire week to notify strongly suggests it's an attempt at a joke.

[Türkisblau]

Maybe this is his way of quitting the forum?

[TNF]

I hope this is some sick joke and not the truth.

The fact that this supposed person waits an entire week to notify strongly suggests it's an attempt at a joke.

Exactly, and to go out of your way to do it on April 1st, knowing that it would be dismissed as an April Fool's Day joke makes it even more suspect.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

If this is not a joke, then this is incredibly sad.  If it is some kind of sick joke than Tender should be permabanned immediately.  This is Yates level ed up if it is Tender's idea of an April Fools prank.

On what grounds? I can get banning him for a few months for creating a sock, but a permaban for what looks like an April Fool's joke seems a little steep.

I don't think it is an excessively harsh punishment at all.  You do not f!ck around about this kind of stuff, period.

[Gustaf]

It's a dickish thing to do, then again people shouldn't perhaps get so emotionally attached to strangers online.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

this isn't funny. does anybody know tender's real name?

Nothing is funny, because you are frigid and miserable. I found some dark humor in this, because it is obviously a joke. And Tender should be banned for six months just like Mechaman was for creating a sock.