Eine traurige Nachricht für euch

[Thomas D]

I'm not saying that, if this is a joke, Tender has to be in on it. But how would a random person know that Tender hasn't been on line since the 24th? I know a guest can see that info, but it would take awhile to find someone's name who hasn't been on here in a week.

[Gustaf]

can't you moderator folks check his IP or something? is it from austria? or a proxy server?

We would never engage in such intrusive fascism.

[Lief 🗽]

can't you moderator folks check his IP or something? is it from austria? or a proxy server?

We would never engage in such intrusive fascism.

oh great, the one time you fascists would actually be useful

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Word has it that the IP traces itself to Los Angeles.

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lets getting this straight

1) consistent poster randomly goes on one week holiday without saying
2) said poster has reputation for saying off the wall things
3) and is named after the protagonist of a novel uncomfortably similar to a very recent tragedy
4) and all timed exactly for April Fools Day
5) an anonymous account in a different continent says in broken English that the poster is dead; and then vanishes

All rather weird.

[H. Ross Peron]

FWIW, the "date" of Tender's "suicide" is the same as the Germanwings crash.

[solarstorm]

lets getting this straight

1) consistent poster randomly goes on one week holiday without saying
2) said poster has reputation for saying off the wall things
3) and is named after the protagonist of a novel uncomfortably similar to a very recent tragedy
4) and all timed exactly for April Fools Day
5) an anonymous account in a different continent says in broken English that the poster is dead; and then vanishes

All rather weird.

I think I got it: Tender had hacked the airborne computer and made 4U9525 crash so that he could finally fulfill the intention of his user name - on April Fool's Day. Thereby he has even exceeded Bart Simpson. He's the king of April fool hoaxes, and I'm the emperor of conspiracy theories.
Evil, Tender, Evil...

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Yes and solarstorm is involved somehow

[solarstorm]

Yes and solarstorm is involved somehow

Exactly. But that will stay our little secret.

Btw, you're signature is truly creepy (particularly while reading this thread...)

[Sol]

I really hope that this is an April Fools joke; if not it's incredibly sad, as previous posters have said.

Word has it that the IP traces itself to Los Angeles.

Perhaps Hamilton?

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FWIW, the "date" of Tender's "suicide" is the same as the Germanwings crash.

Which would definitely ruin this 'prank' whoever is running it, because I remember Tender posting on that thread.

Btw I'm now even more creeped out. Remember when I complained ages ago that the forum was becoming buggy and random avatars were floating everywhere? Well it's happening again, but only with one avatar:

http://imgur.com/1R1cZVS

Jesus Christ, this is freaking me out. It's like I'm on the comedown of bad weed.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

suicide is, unequivocally, not funny. how the hell do you people not understand that?

I notice that you can literally only operate by making statements which must be self-evident. The quote you posted yesterday on privilege is an example of that (though in fairness to the author of that it was probably within the context of an essay). Regardless, SJWs loathe the concept of evidence--perhaps bummed out from having to put internal citations after most paragraphs of their gender studies essays.

[Lief 🗽]

lol, snowstalker's transformation into a run-of-the-mill college republican continues unabated

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

?

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The avatars aphave gone now, but they were affecting both major Republican Canadian posters:



Genuinely freaking me out

[Adam Griffin]

Cranberry supposedly lives near him, so let's get him to settle this once and for all.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Ive looked up "Zell am See" and "selbstmord" (self mortify) and Zug (train) and Bahn (railway).  Nichts gefunden.

[Ban my account ffs!]

The Germanwings crash was a conspiracy by the illuminati to reset the clock that keeps running out on their agenda!  They deleted Tender from the matrix as a sacrifice to time and meant to say he died on the flight...but we at atlas had seen him post after the fact...so out of nowhere comes the explanation of what happened!

Or Tender just wanted to leave the forum and did so and returned a week later to announce his 'death'...and hes going out with a bang of minor hacking.

Hmmm...which is more likely?

[Sumner 1868]

The Germanwings crash was a conspiracy by the illuminati to reset the clock that keeps running out on their agenda!  They deleted Tender from the matrix as a sacrifice to time and meant to say he died on the flight...but we at atlas had seen him post after the fact...so out of nowhere comes the explanation of what happened!

Or Tender just wanted to leave the forum and did so and returned a week later to announce his 'death'...and hes going out with a bang of minor hacking.

Hmmm...which is more likely?

The former by far.

[Ban my account ffs!]

There are no off-limit topics for comedy you deranged anthropomorphic tranquilizer , jesus christ

Best insult ever.  

But perhaps in the context of this thread, killjoy would be more appropriate.

If this is false, whatever...but if its true then tender thought more of us than we did of him.  Dont be ashamed of that.  Anyone who can like us that much is truly genius/broken.  That itself describes tenders humor style (genius/broken). 

This reeks of tender so tenderly.

[Joe Republic]

Well-wishers who need to contact this newbie for more information may contact him by email if necessary:  tender15@gmx.at

[Mr. Morden]

Well-wishers who need to contact this newbie for more information may contact him by email if necessary:  tender15@gmx.at

I presume the "15" refers to the age of Kim Yoo-jung?

[Cranberry]

I guess if we got an official IP-address linked to his account that would help?

Anyway, I did search for some stuff, and the closest to what I found is a car colliding with a train on March 23rd near Zell am See, with to dead, both in their 40ies though... So I guess we can render this quite unlikely...

What's Tender's mail, by the way? Maybe that could help us find him on Facebook?

[BaconBacon96]

This has to be a joke...the timing. Surely.

[TTS1996]

Zis is the humour, ja? On ze April Fool's Day, you are saying ze one thing that is not true, und zen, ven ze people are believing this, you reveal that it is not true. A ha ha ha!

Thank you newbie for confirming another of my prejudices about Teutons.