What is Bushie's average length of tenure at a job?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Honestly I'd be surprised if it's even three months.

[King]

His enthusiasm for working hard has a half-life of about two business days, where he's 100% certain this will be his life-long career on Work Day 1 to Work Day 16 (today at Sprouts) where it rounds down to 0% and he's completely checked out and it's just a waiting game for him to either quit or get fired.

It's best he change jobs at this point I guess. If we continue on and his effort falls to <0.0000001% numbers, we end up with the "crabby boss" incident and pleasure eating to cope at TGI Friday's.