You honestly sound right now like the religious bigot missionary from my Microeco class. That's not good considering he literally carries a Bible around in his backpack and always "insists" on talking with me and my friend after class about God and religious holidays, the sacredness of procreation and sinful behavior.
And this all started after the two of us got a chance to diss Chick-fil-A during class one day regarding their prices and anti-gay policy.
Just say 'me and my boyfriend have been trying sooo hard to have a baby and no matter how hard or how often we try he just won't get pregnant. We even eat eggs every morning hoping for a miracle! I feel like the solution might just be hiding between your stupid and your stupid bible.'
Happy resurrection day. Jesus died especially for the evil idiots. And he rose again so he could smack the stupid off of the rest of us.
