If Hillary Clinton loses the Democratic primary...

[IceSpear]

I will send the first two posters in this thread $100 through Paypal. BUT, if Hillary wins, said two posters must make their signature Planet Hillary for a year. Will any courageous Atlasians take this bet? Do you have the resolve to follow through on your #2008redux predictions?

Go.

DISCLAIMER: This contract is void if a) Hillary Clinton drops out before the first primary/caucus is held, or b) Hillary Clinton dies. In other words, she must be LEGITIMATELY defeated by another Democrat. No exceptions.

[JerryArkansas]

I'll take it.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Sure, I'll bite.

DISCLAIMER: This contract is void if a) Hillary Clinton wins Iowa or b) Lincoln Chafee switches parties.

[IceSpear]

Sure, I'll bite.

DISCLAIMER: This contract is void if a) Hillary Clinton wins Iowa or b) Lincoln Chafee switches parties.

Is your disclaimer a joke, or are you actually taking the bet? If not, I'll give your spot to the next poster.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

If shua refuses I'll be happy to take this up.

CHAFEEMANIA

[Türkisblau]

Thank Christ, CrabCake. That Stalin gif keeps giving me the creeps.

[retromike22]

I thought you were going to say that if she loses, that you'll never post here again.

[IceSpear]

I thought you were going to say that if she loses, that you'll never post here again.

Nah, you guys aren't that lucky.

[Sopranos Republican]

Thank Christ, CrabCake. That Stalin gif keeps giving me the creeps.

That Stalin gif is far less terrifying than Planet Hillary.

[Sumner 1868]

Thank Christ, CrabCake. That Stalin gif keeps giving me the creeps.

I rather miss it, actually.

[NeverAgain]

IceSpear can I please have the cash. I'll need it to help Sanders fundraise.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Sure, I'll bite.

DISCLAIMER: This contract is void if a) Hillary Clinton wins Iowa or b) Lincoln Chafee switches parties.

Is your disclaimer a joke, or are you actually taking the bet? If not, I'll give your spot to the next poster.

Do you accept my conditions?

[Bacon King]

What do you mean by "Lincoln Chafee switches parties," because he's been a registered Democrat for two years now

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

What do you mean by "Lincoln Chafee switches parties," because he's been a registered Democrat for two years now

I mean if he switches again.

[LeBron]

Haha I like the idea of this. We now have two 2016 bets running. I think it's safe to say though that your bet is more predictable than ours.

Last month, X and I made a bet for the Ohio general election where if Portman wins (which I'm predicting), he has to make his signature an Ed FitzGerald for Governor 2014 banner for one month and if Portman loses (which he's predicting), my signature will have to be a Mike Coleman for Governor 2006 banner for one month.

[IceSpear]

Sure, I'll bite.

DISCLAIMER: This contract is void if a) Hillary Clinton wins Iowa or b) Lincoln Chafee switches parties.

Is your disclaimer a joke, or are you actually taking the bet? If not, I'll give your spot to the next poster.

Do you accept my conditions?

No, of course not. So are you surrendering your spot to CrabCake?

[IceSpear]

Haha I like the idea of this. We now have two 2016 bets running. I think it's safe to say though that your bet is more predictable than ours.

Last month, X and I made a bet for the Ohio general election where if Portman wins (which I'm predicting), he has to make his signature an Ed FitzGerald for Governor 2014 banner for one month and if Portman loses (which he's predicting), my signature will have to be a Mike Coleman for Governor 2006 banner for one month.

Well, the only way anyone's going to take such long (putting it mildly) odds will be if they don't have to risk much, while I risk a lot.

[LeBron]

Haha I like the idea of this. We now have two 2016 bets running. I think it's safe to say though that your bet is more predictable than ours.

Last month, X and I made a bet for the Ohio general election where if Portman wins (which I'm predicting), he has to make his signature an Ed FitzGerald for Governor 2014 banner for one month and if Portman loses (which he's predicting), my signature will have to be a Mike Coleman for Governor 2006 banner for one month.

Well, the only way anyone's going to take such long (putting it mildly) odds will be if they don't have to risk much, while I risk a lot.

You're definitely risking the most out of us all. Although Fitzy and Coleman by far had two of the biggest gubernatorial campaign implosions in Ohio history (though Coleman eventually dropped out), so we are risking quite a bit in this bet.

[IceSpear]

Haha I like the idea of this. We now have two 2016 bets running. I think it's safe to say though that your bet is more predictable than ours.

Last month, X and I made a bet for the Ohio general election where if Portman wins (which I'm predicting), he has to make his signature an Ed FitzGerald for Governor 2014 banner for one month and if Portman loses (which he's predicting), my signature will have to be a Mike Coleman for Governor 2006 banner for one month.

Well, the only way anyone's going to take such long (putting it mildly) odds will be if they don't have to risk much, while I risk a lot.

You're definitely risking the most out of us all. Although Fitzy and Coleman by far had two of the biggest gubernatorial campaign implosions in Ohio history (though Coleman eventually dropped out), so we are risking quite a bit in this bet.

Though I don't really consider it a risk, that's how confident I am. I'm already looking forward to CrabCake and Jerry's Planet Hillary sigs.

[LeBron]

Haha I like the idea of this. We now have two 2016 bets running. I think it's safe to say though that your bet is more predictable than ours.

Last month, X and I made a bet for the Ohio general election where if Portman wins (which I'm predicting), he has to make his signature an Ed FitzGerald for Governor 2014 banner for one month and if Portman loses (which he's predicting), my signature will have to be a Mike Coleman for Governor 2006 banner for one month.

Well, the only way anyone's going to take such long (putting it mildly) odds will be if they don't have to risk much, while I risk a lot.

You're definitely risking the most out of us all. Although Fitzy and Coleman by far had two of the biggest gubernatorial campaign implosions in Ohio history (though Coleman eventually dropped out), so we are risking quite a bit in this bet.

Though I don't really consider it a risk, that's how confident I am. I'm already looking forward to CrabCake and Jerry's Planet Hillary sigs.

Don't get cocky. Before you know it, #O'MalleyMania will be running wild on Hillary and you're going to have to cough up $200.

[moderatevoter]

No offense, LeBron, but I find these signature substitutions to be kind of lame. I think you should have to have a Kasich 2014 signature for at least a month, and maybe pull a Vox Populi and make your Avatar blue as well.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

What do you mean by "Lincoln Chafee switches parties," because he's been a registered Democrat for two years now

I mean if he switches again.

To GOP or Independent?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Sure, I'll bite.

DISCLAIMER: This contract is void if a) Hillary Clinton wins Iowa or b) Lincoln Chafee switches parties.

Is your disclaimer a joke, or are you actually taking the bet? If not, I'll give your spot to the next poster.

Do you accept my conditions?

No, of course not. So are you surrendering your spot to CrabCake?

looks like it.

[Mr. Illini]

[Mechaman]

IceSpear=confirmed balls.