Cast your movie with Atlasians

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

Entirely coincidentally, you forgot to outline the first half of the plot.
And don't forget to remember: It's just a movie...

That's just what someone who thinks it's more than a movie would say.