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snowguy716
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« on: April 19, 2015, 09:33:17 PM »

http://www.canadiangeographic.ca/magazine/dec12/polar_bears.asp

Polar bear populations explode during warmer times.  Their main prey, the ringed seal, does well when a lack of summer sea ice allows more to survive prowling Eisbärs.  When the ringed seal must return to breed, the polar bear waits to devour its child.  More moms equals more seals staying in one place in the ice.

When is ringed seal breeding?  Late spring when the ice is thickest.

Course if too many ringed seals eat too many fishes then their population stabilizes...but overall all populations increase as things heat up until there is no ice in spring...unlikely.
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2015, 09:35:10 PM »

The symbol of the green religion:  a white bear coming down from above to eat you.  That's creepy.
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2015, 03:26:56 PM »

It makes sense if our religious symbol is a polar bear eating 'em all: that's called self-defense. It doesn't make sense if polar bears are closet corporatists, unless GOPers and democrats haven't noticed. For Mother Earth's sake, I'm pretty confused LOL.
Ummmm...eating somebody is never self defense. 

In fact, polar bears are destructive top predators that constantly seek imbalance by eating anything they can get... Apparently out of self defense cuz the air is 1.5° warmer now!

You just want to put a man eating snarling abomination ahead of a bear eating snarling abomination.  Cuz you think if you do so...the bear will eat your enemies and stop with you.  Ha!

Watch the gree(n)t whore and abomination of a religion take over.  The scientists will be thrown aside as proof is no longer necessary.  Joe Republic will be sacrificed on the altar for mocking earth day!  HE WILL CARE ABOUT SANDY ANAL DISCHARGE FLOWING OVER THE CONTINENTAL SHELF NEAR LOUISIANA OR ELSE.

Notice how the extra green greens all live in big cities?  Where they have no connection with nature except when they soak in Grist.com?

You people would have no idea how to actually care for an abandoned bird chick or manage your land for biodiversity and wildlife.  You just want to sic your hungry bears on people for not being part of your made up 97% (not to worry...those 3% are being purged from the system)

 You're green all right.  The barfing, sick kind.
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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2015, 03:33:48 PM »

This is a better mascot for Greenchism



See that sickly green pall?  That never means anything good.  Baseball sized hail...microbursts that come down straight down out of the sky and will spin your wind vane 130mph...though the greenest clouds usually portend large tornadoes.  Rain wrapped tornadoes that you can't see coming.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2015, 11:18:56 PM »
« Edited: April 23, 2015, 11:32:59 PM by Snowguy716 »

Now mother earth is doling out judgments from her Roman Japanese (Got any German in ya?) sentinel.

Obviously mother earth doesn't know my heart in this trial you've begun. Or rather, you don't Andi.



Andi Velasco I just communed with mother earth in the form of a delicious weed.  Do you know what she said to tell you?  Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2015, 02:48:43 AM »

How about Nihon-Romanji.

I pushed it too, arguing my case to mother earth in this bizarro trial we apparently had Tongue
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