Fellow Greens, who do republicans and democrats hate polar bears so much??

[Velasco]

It makes sense if our religious symbol is a polar bear eating 'em all: that's called self-defense. It doesn't make sense if polar bears are closet corporatists, unless GOPers and democrats haven't noticed. For Mother Earth's sake, I'm pretty confused LOL.

[Velasco]

It makes sense if our religious symbol is a polar bear eating 'em all: that's called self-defense. It doesn't make sense if polar bears are closet corporatists, unless GOPers and democrats haven't noticed. For Mother Earth's sake, I'm pretty confused LOL.

Ummmm...eating somebody is never self defense. 

In fact, polar bears are destructive top predators that constantly seek imbalance by eating anything they can get... Apparently out of self defense cuz the air is 1.5° warmer now!

You just want to put a man eating snarling abomination ahead of a bear eating snarling abomination.  Cuz you think if you do so...the bear will eat your enemies and stop with you.  Ha!

Quite true, quite true. Those Mother Earth's creatures (humans and bears) are snarling abominations. It's only that the polar creatures are cooler LOL.

Watch the gree(n)t whore and abomination of a religion take over.  The scientists will be thrown aside as proof is no longer necessary.  Joe Republic will be sacrificed on the altar for mocking earth day!  HE WILL CARE ABOUT SANDY ANAL DISCHARGE FLOWING OVER THE CONTINENTAL SHELF NEAR LOUISIANA OR ELSE.

Mother Earth prescribes a full set of penitence and corporal punishment in cases like this, because disrespect to Her is a very serious offence.

However let's leave Joe Republic alone, because he's a nice guy in the bottom of his heart. Let's focus on the sort of punishment bear haters deserve.

Mother Earth rules that Snowguy is guilty of hate speech and is liable for a term of no less than 48 hours of continued viewing of animal films. More precisely, Snowguy is sentenced to watch the BBC documentary entitled The Polar Bear, Beautiful Wildlife in auto-reverse function for said period of time, plus a set of tornadoes films yet to determine because those natural hazards are cool too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bagd4R5NzWE

[Velasco]

You didn't get the joke, did you? I was simply mocking (softly, I believe) your claims on the "green religion". If such thing exists, for sure Mother Earth (also known as Gaia and Pacha Mama, among other names) must be the divinity we, the true believers, worship. Given that you seemed to imply that all the followers of the "green religion" are unrepentant zealots, I pushed the joke forward with that mention to "penitence and corporal punishment" in imitation of the Spanish Inquisition. Finally, I brought you to trial before the Supreme Ruler, the Eye that Sees All. I could have been more rude and straightforward but I prefer making jokes, hence I'm glad my words didn't hurt you. "Roman Japanese" sounds cool, btw.