I'm going to Subway, do you want anything? My shout.

[tik 🪀✨]

I'm going to have what is known as a "pizza" sub on what is called "Italian herbs and cheese" bread. I will put "mozzarella" cheese and "marinara" sauce on it, and have it toasted. Plus lettuce, tomato, capsicum, jalepeno peppers, and ranch dressing. No salt and pepper, thank you.

[angus]

Tuna on whole wheat.  Lots of mayonnaise.  Mayonnaise on both sides, in fact.  Make sure that they put it on before anything else.  They'll look at you funny but they'll do it.  Provolone immediately on top of the mayonnaise, then tuna.  Lightly toasted.  Make sure you say lightly.  Then, jalapeños, pepperoncinos, onion, tomato, lettuce, and more jalapeños.  Make sure they put lots of jalapeños.  Then have them put a long, fat squirt of dark mustard along the length of it, and some vinegar and oil.  Then, copious ground black pepper.  Just the sandwich.  No chips or drink.  

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Tuna on whole wheat.  Lots of mayonnaise.  Mayonnaise on both sides, in fact.  Make sure that they put it on before anything else.  They'll look at you funny but they'll do it.  Provolone immediately on top of the mayonnaise, then tuna.  Lightly toasted.  Make sure you say lightly.  Then, jalapeños, pepperoncinos, onion, tomato, lettuce, and more jalapeños.  Make sure they put lots of jalapeños.  Then have them put a long, fat squirt of dark mustard along the length of it, and some vinegar and oil.  Then, copious ground black pepper.  Just the sandwich.  No chips or drink.  

No irregularity problems for you, I see. 

[King]

Roast beef from Jimmy John's.

[Kushahontas]

Yeah, if there's not a Jimmy Johns where I can get that #5 Vito with lots of peppers then my Subway order is usually Buffalo Chicken on Flatbread with Provolone, banana peppers, olives, tomatoes, Jalapenos, and Chipotle SW sauce.

[Lief 🗽]

Hm, a new Update spin-off sponsored by Subway? I'll keep my eyes on this, it looks promising.

[tik 🪀✨]

They'll look at you funny but they'll do it.

If there's one thing you can't fault Subway for doing, it's not following orders no matter how specific. My partner usually gets teryaki chicken with mayonnaise and sweet onion sauce and always exactly three slices of pickle (slices of pickles?) That way each bite is a guessing game. When will the pickles surface? As it turns out, surprise pickles taste better than expectant pickles.

Yeah, if there's not a Jimmy Johns where I can get that #5 Vito with lots of peppers then my Subway order is usually Buffalo Chicken on Flatbread with Provolone, banana peppers, olives, tomatoes, Jalapenos, and Chipotle SW sauce.

Oh my, that sounds delicious (sans olives). And thank you for reminding me of banana peppers. I had forgotten briefly how much I miss them on sandwiches and pizzas. You just can't find them here. Well, you can, if you really look, but they sure as hell aren't available as a topping anywhere.

[badgate]

I tried the turkey italiano melt, it was aight

[free my dawg]

D'Angelo's is better (normal Masshole)

[DKrol]

D'Angelo's is better (normal Masshole)

Never has anything more true been said.

[tik 🪀✨]

D'Angelo's is better (normal Masshole)

Never has anything more true been said.

Well, I just checked, and there isn't a D'Whateverthehell around, so maybe you could just describe your sandwiches like decent human beings.

[Simfan34]

Flatbread, roast beef, emmental, onions, lettuce, green peppers, drizzle of mayo, and, uh, some things that elude me. Salt and pepper, kettle chips, and a good cold fresh iced tea. Sweetened of course.

[Sopranos Republican]

D'Angelo's is better (normal Masshole)

Never has anything more true been said.

[DemPGH]

Haven't been there in a while, but Veggie Delight on honey oat with provolone, add olives, lightly toasted. I'll use my own red wine vinegar/olive oil, so nothing on it.

Good Lord, if I ate that thing Angus ordered, I'd have to call off the next morning.