Being serious:
- balancing the budget by some arbitrary figure, maybe 2020.
- although the GOP probably won't actually close the EPA, for electability's sake, they will probably order the rescinding of mercury regulations on coal plants and refuse to count CO2 as a pollutant. Coal is dead with or without the government, but the War On Coal is still a good talking point.
- privatisation of Social Security, and raising the retirement age
- some kind of genetic anti-welfare move like making increasingly arbitrary requirements for food stamps.
- cutting corperate tax to Canada levels, possibly lower.
- although some elements of Obamacare will be retained, the less popular parts like the mandate and the medical equipment tax will be expunged.
- more fellation of Bibi
- declaring the Iran treaty null and void.
- national right-to-work
- even more invested in deporting teh migrants
That's pretty much a moderate GOP platform that has a handful of sweeties for the base, some goodies for the doboes, but refuses to go all the way to unsettle the dwindling swing population.
There would need to be some honey to swallow the stuff the general population doesn't really like, like jiggling with retirement funds. A war? A moon base? Another Mount Rushmore? God knows.
This actually sounds like a coherent strategy for the GOP. The only thing that may not work is more warmongering. It's been successful for the GOP in the past, but it won't be successful now, as Americans are pretty tired of fighting other people's wars.