However, what the government considers "heavy drinking" is like three glasses of wine a day or something. I think we're all "heavy drinkers," then.
...don't worry. I got you and me both covered. I'm on drink number six.
If it's cognac or something, you're welcome to my share.
Ugh.
I've put down a bottle of wine before on my own, the most might have been a bottle and a half of Chianti Classico over dinner, and man, did I pay for that. When I finally hit the bed I think I was out for about 10-12 hours, but with no other residual effects. Matter of fact, I felt very rested.
Right now, Pratale Chianti is $40 for $11. If you like Chianti, grab a couple! (It's a Chairman's Select).