7) the Democrats should become socially liberal, but fiscally conservative (like me lol) if they are to survive.
No, the Democrats should become the opposite of my view because they are the party of the common man, and I am so incredibly unique with my many abilities not a mooching commoner. Also they kill Asians. I don't want to be associated with that.
Of course, this strategy could never work, so maybe they should just adjust to my view - the American mainstream.
[A+ spot on. Amazing you can see this from all the way over there.]