Hillary June 13 announcement

[Progressive]

Where is it going to be held?

[retromike22]

It should be in Brooklyn.

[Mr. Reactionary]

What is she announcing?

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Ah good, Sanders-mentum must be forcing her to take an indefinite break from the campaign trail.

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

What is she announcing?

Simultaneous confession to Benghazi, Whitewater and Vince Foster

[Oakvale]

I thought she already announced?

[Attorney General, LGC Speaker, and Former PPT Dwarven Dragon]

It is her official announcement speech. Apparently an announcement  video and some small-scale events aren't enough to secure her a primary victory: https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/601482030229094403

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

What is she announcing?

Simultaneous confession to Benghazi, Whitewater and Vince Foster

Oh my gosh. What if Hilary was Breaking Bad and the confession was not really a confession?

"My name is Hillary Rodham Clinton. I formerly lived at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington DC 20006, and this is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead - (not because I'm really old, but) murdered by one of the many thugs in the Republican Party. The GOP has been building a plutocratic empire to crush all but a select few. Shortly after my 16th birthday, they asked that I use my southernly gun knowledge to assassinate the President of the United States in Dallas, Texas, which in the ensuing hysteria they would blame on Communist Cubans and create a wave of nationalism to take control. I was astounded. I always thought the Republicans were a very moral group in the fight for civil rights for instance.
....
After recovering from the self-inflicted wounds of Watergate, the Party would rise again, but a new Kennedy threatened their decades of dominance - the President's son. The GOP elites and Wall Street colluded to take him down as he flew a private aircraft under the radar. The pilot of that military plane was me.
....
Soon after Bill's election, the GOP had risen in the polls and threatened to impede all progress my husband and I hoped to accomplish politically by holding Congress hostage after the midterms. I wanted to campaign for the Democrats, but to keep me in line, they killed my lover - Vince Foster. And they pretended it was suicide.
...(snivels)
I can't take this anymore. I fear every day that they will make up evidence to convince the public I did Benghazi...or worse cause further pain to my family and friends who did nothing wrong in Whitewater. I just hope one day the world will see this party for what it really is."

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Sorry I can't resist when it comes to Hillary scandals. Not like the 2016 board is serious anyway. Back to your regularly scheduled Hillary announcement.

[Joe Biden 2020]

It is her official announcement speech. Apparently an announcement  video and some small-scale events aren't enough to secure her a primary victory: https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/601482030229094403

I guess she can't stand the Republicans getting free air time, so she has to pop back in.  This is what you call strategy.

[Mr. Morden]

What is she announcing?

Simultaneous confession to Benghazi, Whitewater and Vince Foster

That's it?  So she's going to keep denying that she piloted the plane that killed Ron Brown?

[Ebsy]

What is she announcing?

Simultaneous confession to Benghazi, Whitewater and Vince Foster

That's it?  So she's going to keep denying that she piloted the plane that killed Ron Brown?

As someone who was a child in the 90s, reading about all the different Clinton scandals borders on the absurd.

[WVdemocrat]

What is she announcing?

Simultaneous confession to Benghazi, Whitewater and Vince Foster

Oh my gosh. What if Hilary was Breaking Bad and the confession was not really a confession?

"My name is Hillary Rodham Clinton. I formerly lived at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington DC 20006, and this is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead - (not because I'm really old, but) murdered by one of the many thugs in the Republican Party. The GOP has been building a plutocratic empire to crush all but a select few. Shortly after my 16th birthday, they asked that I use my southernly gun knowledge to assassinate the President of the United States in Dallas, Texas, which in the ensuing hysteria they would blame on Communist Cubans and create a wave of nationalism to take control. I was astounded. I always thought the Republicans were a very moral group in the fight for civil rights for instance.
....
After recovering from the self-inflicted wounds of Watergate, the Party would rise again, but a new Kennedy threatened their decades of dominance - the President's son. The GOP elites and Wall Street colluded to take him down as he flew a private aircraft under the radar. The pilot of that military plane was me.
....
Soon after Bill's election, the GOP had risen in the polls and threatened to impede all progress my husband and I hoped to accomplish politically by holding Congress hostage after the midterms. I wanted to campaign for the Democrats, but to keep me in line, they killed my lover - Vince Foster. And they pretended it was suicide.
...(snivels)
I can't take this anymore. I fear every day that they will make up evidence to convince the public I did Benghazi...or worse cause further pain to my family and friends who did nothing wrong in Whitewater. I just hope one day the world will see this party for what it really is."

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Sorry I can't resist when it comes to Hillary scandals. Not like the 2016 board is serious anyway. Back to your regularly scheduled Hillary announcement.

Ha! As a big Breaking Bad fan, I must say: this is amazing.

[Mr. Morden]

What is she announcing?

Simultaneous confession to Benghazi, Whitewater and Vince Foster

That's it?  So she's going to keep denying that she piloted the plane that killed Ron Brown?

As someone who was a child in the 90s, reading about all the different Clinton scandals borders on the absurd.

Absurd?  Is that what Charlie Trie paid you to say?

[NeverAgain]

Maybe she's announcing she has failed in her goal to pwn the opponents, so she is quitting the campaign trail to focus on hiding Benghazi.