WTF? And this is considered a f[inks]ing Church!? At least us Catholics have standards.
I wish Protestantism had been stamped out
How's it not a church? It has a cross up front. It gives out communion some weeks although unlike the Catholics they also give us name tags so the communion server can give it by name.
I go to a church small enough that the communion server doesn't need me to wear a name tag to know my name. I can understand why name tags can be useful to help newcomers learn the names of those already going there, but if those leading the service need name tags to tell who's who among the regular goers, it's too large to be an effective church in my opinion. If anything, the service is the least important part of being in a church.