Improv (add on to the story)

[RR1997]

I'll start out the story and the next poster adds on to the story and the poster after that adds on to story and we just continue this pattern.

I've tried this before, and we failed miserably, but let's see if we can do it correctly this time.

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Vince was at the airport and he boarded on a flight to Washington DC.

[ElectionsGuy]

He discovered that his ex-wife was also traveling on the same plane.

[Mr. Smith]

And this ex-wife was an assassin.

[retromike22]

But he did not want to worry his current wife sitting next to him, so he did not tell her.

[Fritz]

He slowly pulled the newspaper in front of his face, hoping his ex-wife Belinda would not see him.

"VINCE!" Belinda bellowed, and started ambling through the aisle in his direction.  "Ain't this the funniest thing, you and I being on the same plane!  Why, I haven't seen you since the divorce was finalized.  Is this your new wife?  Pleased to meet you, sugar, I'm Belinda."

[BaconBacon96]

"Please, Belinda, I need to sleep before my meeting with the Nigerian oil delegation." Replied a clearly frustrated Vince.

[beaver2.0]

She replied: "Thats funny, I need to meet with a representative from Shell.  You still work for Shell, right?"

[Figueira]

"No, I stopped working for Shell after the incident involving rhubarb."

[Oldiesfreak1854]

"What incident involving rhubarb?"

[JonathanSwift]

Suddenly, they were distracted by a most unusual sight on the wing of the plane.

[/]

George H. W. Bush was apparently skydiving off of the wing of the plane to celebrate his birthday.

[JonathanSwift]

But something was wrong.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

It wasn't actually his birthday.   

[Mr. Smith]

And that wasn't a parachute, but a backpack.

[BaconBacon96]

George HW Bush (1924-2015)

[Ban my account ffs!]

George HW Bush CYbernetic LifefOrm Node (2015-...)

[Mr. Smith]

In a robotic Mr. Rogers-esque voice disturbingly close to Bush, it said "Read my lips: I'll be back!"

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

To the observer, the distinction between cause and effect had coalesced.  George had died, and then had spoken of his death as a postmortem robot on his way to his death.  It became clear at that moment, that time itself was under dire threat, and that maybe this had something to do with the recent experiments attempting to achieve immortality through bionics.

[BaconBacon96]

Disturbed at the events that had just occurred before him, Vince ceased talking to Belinda, got up from his chair and went to the plane's bathroom, where he began to contemplate an esoteric life as a Buddhist monk.

[/]

Convinced that the almighty Buddha required his worship and praise, Vince quickly hijacked the plane using an M-16 found in the bathroom toilet and rerouted the plane towards Thailand.

[JonathanSwift]

At that moment, a ninja throwing star embedded itself deep in Opebo's skull. Belinda, the assassin, had struck again.

[/]

Appalled by the death of his new friend, Vince quickly fled the area on a motorbike, eventually finding himself deep in the Thai Highlands. There, he joined a Buddhist monastery, headed by none other than the ghost of Ronald Reagan himself.

[BaconBacon96]

Vince spent several weeks in the Buddhist monastery, learning the ways of the monks and listening to Reagan's words of wisdom. One day, he was approached by a group of Army officers who were looking to make him Prime Minister of Thailand as part of their latest coup d'etat.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

"Why should I want to be Prime Minister" he replied. "In this time of spiritual crisis, government is not the solution to our problems.  What else can you give me if I do this for you?"

[/]

The chief army officer whispered quietly into Vince's ear, "If you help us in our efforts to overthrow the Thai government, we will supply you with a lifetime supply of free pancakes." Vince gasped.