Sneakers O'Toole

[Free Bird]

... Why is BRTD obsessed with this 20 second gag?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Don't encourage him.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Because its the funniest thing ever aired on television.

[Samantha]

"We'll never catch him...not in these shoes..." lol

Good stuff

[SWE]

Because BRTD is mentally eight years old

[courts]

Because BRTD is mentally eight years old

there is NOTHING wrong with that

[Badger]

Because its the funniest thing ever aired on television.

C'Mon man. It's classicly funny Family Guy, but it's not THAT good. It's not even the funniest t6hing FG ever did IMHO (though it's definitely hilarious ).

[Bacon King]

BRTD is to Sneakers O'Toole as Sneakers O'Toole is to his sneakers

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

A culturally catholic Croatian True Leftist metalhead consumer advociate professor and supporter of Scottish nationalism was teaching a class on Gully Foyle, known Irishman.

“Before the class begins, you must get out your rosary beads and worship Gully and accept that he is the most highly-evolved atlas user the forum has ever known, even greater than opebo”

At this moment, a Minnesotan, liberal, pro-strip club Ingress champion who had shared over 1500 Upworthy articles and understood the necessity of Dudefest and fully supported all portal decisions made by the Resistence Faction stood up and held up some sneakers.

"Did Sneakers O'Toole take these sneakers off?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Objectively and smugly replied “yes we told him to take them off”

“Wrong. It’s been 8 years since he was told to take them off. If it was 8 years old and Sneakers O'Toole, as you say, took them off… then he should be an suburban homeowner by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his South Park boxset and copy of Eamon de Valera's biography. He stormed out of the room crying those Mormon crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all were baptised as Democratic Social Justice Workers that day and accepted hipster Jesus as their lord and savior. A pony named “Friendship is Magic" trotted into the room and kneeled against a hot girl in a hoody and stubbed out a disgusting tobacco cigarette. The latest emoviolent post-punk album was listened to several times times, and Seth McFarlane himself showed up and enacted free legal marijuana across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of reading too many krazen posts and was tossed into Purgatory for all eternity.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

A culturally catholic Croatian True Leftist metalhead consumer advociate professor and supporter of Scottish nationalism was teaching a class on Gully Foyle, known Irishman.

“Before the class begins, you must get out your rosary beads and worship Gully and accept that he is the most highly-evolved atlas user the forum has ever known, even greater than opebo”

At this moment, a Minnesotan, liberal, pro-strip club Ingress champion who had shared over 1500 Upworthy articles and understood the necessity of Dudefest and fully supported all portal decisions made by the Resistence Faction stood up and held up some sneakers.

"Did Sneakers O'Toole take these sneakers off?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Objectively and smugly replied “yes we told him to take them off”

“Wrong. It’s been 8 years since he was told to take them off. If it was 8 years old and Sneakers O'Toole, as you say, took them off… then he should be an suburban homeowner by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his South Park boxset and copy of Eamon de Valera's biography. He stormed out of the room crying those Mormon crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all were baptised as Democratic Social Justice Workers that day and accepted hipster Jesus as their lord and savior. A pony named “Friendship is Magic" trotted into the room and kneeled against a hot girl in a hoody and stubbed out a disgusting tobacco cigarette. The latest emoviolent post-punk album was listened to several times times, and Seth McFarlane himself showed up and enacted free legal marijuana across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of reading too many krazen posts and was tossed into Purgatory for all eternity.

ilu

[free my dawg]

BRTD is to Sneakers O'Toole as Sneakers O'Toole is to his sneakers

but what if brtd WAS sneakers o'toole

[Bacon King]

A culturally catholic Croatian True Leftist metalhead consumer advociate professor and supporter of Scottish nationalism was teaching a class on Gully Foyle, known Irishman.

“Before the class begins, you must get out your rosary beads and worship Gully and accept that he is the most highly-evolved atlas user the forum has ever known, even greater than opebo”

At this moment, a Minnesotan, liberal, pro-strip club Ingress champion who had shared over 1500 Upworthy articles and understood the necessity of Dudefest and fully supported all portal decisions made by the Resistence Faction stood up and held up some sneakers.

"Did Sneakers O'Toole take these sneakers off?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Objectively and smugly replied “yes we told him to take them off”

“Wrong. It’s been 8 years since he was told to take them off. If it was 8 years old and Sneakers O'Toole, as you say, took them off… then he should be an suburban homeowner by now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his South Park boxset and copy of Eamon de Valera's biography. He stormed out of the room crying those Mormon crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all were baptised as Democratic Social Justice Workers that day and accepted hipster Jesus as their lord and savior. A pony named “Friendship is Magic" trotted into the room and kneeled against a hot girl in a hoody and stubbed out a disgusting tobacco cigarette. The latest emoviolent post-punk album was listened to several times times, and Seth McFarlane himself showed up and enacted free legal marijuana across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of reading too many krazen posts and was tossed into Purgatory for all eternity.

omg post of the year

[they don't love you like i love you]

I don't get the last sentence. Since Purgatory is a Catholic belief and all....

Also no mention of John Oliver.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Yeah no mention of Lena Dunham either

I dunno, I guess eternal purgatory is ironic or something?

[courts]

I don't get the last sentence. Since Purgatory is a Catholic belief and all....

Also no mention of John Oliver.

why is purgatory so offensive to you? you seem to get butt blistered every time its mentioned

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

I don't get the last sentence. Since Purgatory is a Catholic belief and all....

Also no mention of John Oliver.

why is purgatory so offensive to you? you seem to get butt blistered every time its mentioned

Yeah isn't he religious but not spiritual anyway? Like he goes to a made up church as a parody. So basically none of its real to him.

[they don't love you like i love you]

I don't get the last sentence. Since Purgatory is a Catholic belief and all....

Also no mention of John Oliver.

why is purgatory so offensive to you? you seem to get butt blistered every time its mentioned

That's probably the first time I've ever mentioned purgatory on this forum. I honestly care little about it either way, it's not the Catholic belief I have the most issues with...but that's also why it's a bit out of place. Though CrabCake is right, it does kind of ironically fit well.

I don't get the last sentence. Since Purgatory is a Catholic belief and all....

Also no mention of John Oliver.

why is purgatory so offensive to you? you seem to get butt blistered every time its mentioned

Yeah isn't he religious but not spiritual anyway? Like he goes to a made up church as a parody. So basically none of its real to him.